Bit of back story, my well he's my nan's brother what ever that makes him to me. Anyway he was literally at the peak of his fitness and then had a stroke and just changed after that, he became really weak and pale but found God.
Any hoo i was about 9 and burned up with a fever, my nanna rang him not to ring my mother and worry her. He came around and saw me for a bit, i remember kinda lying their in this horrible state of like flickering between reality and dreaming. But my nanna confirmed this happened, he walked in the kitching and came back with a clear glass filled with water put a dab on my head and said a pray. According to my nanna within maybe a hour i was up running about happy as larry. Kinda the reason im a christian, i remember everything clear as day bar running around afterwards.

>>17219
yeah, maybe because it never happened idiot. enjoy your brainwashing.

>>17257

uhoh elitist atheist alert

>>17048

FUUUUUCK THE CLOWN FROM ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK SCARED THE SHIIIIIIIIIIT OUT OF ME WHEN I WAS LITTLE

>>17058

THIS. oh god THIS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLEbQD5_bFw

The violin girl from this episode of Courage the Cowardly dog

FUUUUU
http://www.livevideo.com/video/4248F90D3E5448A4BB8E59BDFAF236AD/courage-the-cowardly-dog-cou.aspx

>>14670
OH MY FUCK. I just remembered that.

http://www.archive.org/details/ird059

yes i love these a lot.

used by governments to contact spies.

Yeah, they're sometimes eery sounding, but there's nothing paranormal about them.

>>17025

OP here, Amazing dude. I love this shit to death.

Intense dude. Thanks for the link

Just out of curiosity, OP. Why did your moonbeams have red filters on?

>>17242
not OP, but red light isn't as visible as white. this helps maintain natural night vision and is less obvious to the enemy.

is a sock party the thing they did in full metal jacket? maybe they all hit each other so hard they got sent to another dimension.

>>17252
blanket party is when the victim is laying in bed, four guys hold down the corners of the blanket so he can't escape, and some other guys beat him with a padlock in a sock

>>16767
As a person who got out of the Marine Corps a few years ago I find your story very interesting OP, and I too went to San Diego for boot. Also hangar 1 an MCAS Miramar is haunted.

wat

>>17141

>>17141

Hey douchebag, being bipolar doesn't make you hear voices. You might be ultra paranoid or believe things that aren't real, but you don't hear voices.

>>17141

lolwut?! i love cock but im bipolar so hey

BTW all faggotry aside i just saw the dethklok mastodon concert at the norva in VA ....fucking wicked

>>17229
Mania comes with psychosis and hallucinations. I see and hear shit but I know its just my brain making random patterns like bushes into faces or little ambient sounds into whispers or random words

>>17229

btw bra, you do realize the contradictions u stated right? if you get paranoid and think shit is there that isnt... this includes mental manifestations of proposed sound... hence hearing voices.. nub

>Check out Metropolis and the Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

Metropolis is great!

Definitely see Nosferatu. There are alot of versions of it though. Some with tinted frames, some without. Some with the original score, some with a trippy progressive rock score. Either way, see it. Watching stoned with the prog-rock version is too good!

PS- NEVER see "Bram Stoker's" Dracula. I love Francis Coppala, but wow did he ever fuck that book up. Sure the main character is stoic and straight-laced, but that should not mean that Keanu Reeves gets to play him!

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>>17236
Well i kind of like the movie, I mean is not as good as the book but this is the classical book vs. movie argument. The movie has a lot of beautiful scenes, like that one where they go to the cemetery to kill Lucy...omg she was hot

The vampires of Twilight and all this upcoming 'touchy-feely vampire' shit is all done to make little girl and soccer mom vaginas tingle -- They're not real characters. The mainstream seems to have gotten "vampire" mixed up with "teenage boy with angst problems".

It's not that I hate character development and such, it the exact opposite - the new vampires have no character. Dracula had character, even his movie adaptation Nosferatu had some inkling of character. The new ones are simply lust and fantasy fetishes for the sexually repressed and insecure.

This spoof voices my sentiments exactly.

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It's not that I hate character development and such, it the exact opposite - the new vampires have no character. Dracula had character, even his movie adaptation Nosferatu had some inkling of character. The new ones are simply lust and fantasy fetishes for the sexually repressed and insecure.

This spoof voices my sentiments exactly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXky_c8tK-A

Shit, double post - sorry

>>16793

call animal control and have them send somebody over as a patsy and send him up instead, telling him you keep hearing critters in the attic or something

one of two things will happen...

1) youll hear him scream and die as the hobo (or whatever) kills him or,

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>>16810

Best advice so far. I once had raccoons living in my attic.

I've actually had a dream that some bearded dude was living in my grandparents attic laying behind some rolled up carpet.

fuck he knows im living in his attic

now he's going to know you're stealing his internet too

DICKS EVERYWHERE

>>17202

That was not a dream.

I dreamt that I was taking care of a house with and a baby for someone with a group of friends. There was a playhouse in the backyard, and we were SURE there was something there that might hurt the baby, so we went out there to make sure everything was okay. All of a sudden, we hear the baby scream, so we run back to the house and into the baby's room. The ceilings are high and all white. There are high rafters soaring above. There stands a clown. It didn't look particularly terrifying, but how could I not be terrified? The baby screams again, which prompts the clown to leap from the rafter. Midair, he transforms into a black mass, then a black cloud, which lands in the baby's crib. Instantly, the mist turns into a massive swarm of rats. We watch in horror as the baby is torn to pieces by the rats

>>17212
Nightmare...dream, whatever.

>>17202
>>5

>>Adam Sandler

Underage b&

HAHA THIS THREAD BELONGS IN SPOOKY, GUISE

You become Vladov Smirnoff

You get AIDS.

>>17226
You know, I once had a conversation about whether or not vampires can contract AIDS. At the time I said "yes, but they don't die from it", but now I don't think the virus could survive inside them. Thoughts?

>>17231
Sounds like semantics.
If they can contract the virus, then they get it, right? Even if it dies out, they still got it. They may not have it a year later, but they did have it.

So, they can get AIDS, but nothing bad will happen to them?

>>17231
AIDS just shuts down your immune system, I would argue it would have an effect on a vampire. Of course, since they can regenerate quickly and can't be killed (normally) they might not die from illnesses and maybe they could even cure themselves.

They still might pass it around though.