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Stranger: do you like big cocks?
You: Hello.
You: My big booty is raging with hot cheeto dust.
Stranger: oh hell yeah
You: I think it got in my bloodstream
Stranger: ah shit dawg
You: It will travel to my brain and turn me into a Chester Cheeto

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You: HELPME
You: HELLO
You: IM ABOUT TO BE KILLED
You: HELP
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Stranger: WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP

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why is this thread still getting bumped? its fucking shit.

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You: Hello?
Stranger: hi?
You: oh thank god
You: you have to help me
Stranger: do i
Stranger: whats wrong
You: the american government is after me

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>>17480

Inspired by this man's mighty achievement, comes a ME-TOO chatlog.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO. I AM IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE.
You: I WILL REWARD YOU GREATLY IF YOU COMPLY.
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>>20558
That is exactly what I thought of when I saw that.

>>20558
It's a butterfly combined with the Virtruvian Man representing the evolution of human consciousness.
Not some weird moth thing.

I wouldn't say i was deathly afraid, but I know if I ever encountered one i'd be extremely scared. I've had some odd dreams about them before even one where I tried to fight one.

You should not have fear for us. We are here to assist you. We are also protecting you from others. We like your creativity and spirit.

We also like to watch your human porn.

>>20561
Lol, the first thing I thought of was The Monarch.

I don't know of any irrefutable proofs, and I'm not even sure they refer to themselves as "Illuminati" but if you look throughly at the Bilderberg group and the Bohemian Grove it's pretty easy to assume world leaders are working on fishy stuff behind the curtains.

The Illuminati people generally think about is the Bavarian Illuminati. They'll say "Well they disbanded." Uhhhh, yeah and? Disbanding =/= gone forever. Search "adampants" on YouTube. He talks a lot about this reality, and occasionally discusses how the Illuminati took the parables of Christ and twisted them to fit an agenda. He's off YouTube now, but people still have his playlists.

We would ask you what you meant by real?

u guys really believe in illuminati lol

>>20649

1950s -
Lol you idiots believe in the secret service.

You ever have those moments where you're sitting in a room, and some object just falls over, completely unprovoked? It's the oddest sensation ever, watching from the corner of one's eye as some object slips from its precarious hanging spot for seemingly no reason.

There's this exercise machine in the living room, and it has handlebars. Laugh if you will, but occasionally I hang coats on those handlebars. One day, I was just sitting in the living room watching some television, and the fucking coat slipped right off of the handlebar. It'd been hanging on there all night with no problems, but in that moment, for no reason, it fell right off. From the corner of my eye, it looked like a cloaked figure was in my house and I damn near shat myself.

>>20566

yes.. cant talk about it

>>20566
Stuff is freaky.

Oddly, when you get cats, this changes. Now I just blame the cat.

>>20566
I had a fucking fluorescent tube falling down next to me while I was quietly and peacefully toking up in the basement. W-w-waaa... waa?!

A few years ago I had a dream that I was with my brother fucking around on this tall hill behind our house. It was extremely dark, probably like 3 or 4 in the morning. He told me to go down to the house and throw some shit away. Once I got inside the house I noticed that the front door was wide open and my mom lying on the ground, with blood splattered over the walls and TV.

I started to run outside, but you know how in dreams sometimes you just can't move your limbs the way you want to? Yeah, that's what happened to me. Anyways, after running at a snail's pace to the front door, I see the murderer, clothed in all black, run in front of me and grab me. At that point I woke up and layed in bed for about an hour in a cold sweat.

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Interesting read, true or not. I can't fathom why someone would take all of the effort to type this out, and paste it in a chan, /spooky/ of all places, if it didn't hold an ounce of truth, though.
Maybe these guys were deployed, or maybe they just moved around for laughs? But if your suspicions were true, that's pretty damn intense.

wow. holy shit OP, nostalgia. you basically described my basic training in the army down to the letter. same bays, same duties, same everything.

and i might have an answer about your platoon 1072. dont know if its true or not but there were rumors floating around on sand hill when i was there that there were "secret" platoons that were training in special warfare outside of the "normal" special ops pipeline. i was in a mostly special ops platoon, so shit was crazy for us, but a few weeks before i graduated osut i talked to a guy in the hospital one night when i came down with the swine flu (lol). he was pretty messed up. broken ribs, broken leg, smashed up face etc. he said he was in one of the "secret" platoons and that they were volunteer only platoons that trained in unconventional warfare. he said they fought constantly. barekuckle, with blanks and no BFAs, with knives, and he said one time they played wargames with live rounds in their weapons. i know exaggeration is the rule in the military but this guy was seriously messed up... i dunno, maybe platoon 1072 had all volunteered for special training and they had to go through "normal" basic, and that night someone came and told them it was time so they had a celebration and fucked shit up on the way out.

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ok this is some really old copypasta guys, I read this the first time I came on /spooky/ thanks for the nostalgia. haha

>>20562
You're dumb.

>>20568

copypasta? on my 420chan? no wonder i never go to the other boards. FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I graduated with Platoon 1076, 1st Bn Delta Co, 091016. The OP's story is for the most part true; Platoon 1072 ceased after Phase I. By the time Phase III rolled around it was common to believe that it never existed at all. To this day I still wonder why in the yearbook that platoon is left out. One story I heard was that they were so terrible at everything that their Senior Drill Instructor tore up his duty belt. Who knows?

Thank you for posting this.

Semper Fi

right....
pics or it didnt happen

Still trying to figure out how one goes about finding these other then wasting countless hours scanning static

don't know if the pics show the scale well, but that pyramid is fucking hueg. there's like ten or fifteen bodies in it and room for more too. Something like 30 feet high as well.

A dreaded sunny day
so I meet you at the cemetery gates
Keats and Yeats are on your side
while Wilde is on mine

:) that's a beautiful cemetery
>>20609
"lol i dunno". first thing that came to mind

>>20623
Those are urns you dickfuck

>>20637
I want a giant pyramid for my grave.

This is a very beautiful cemetery, my local cemetery is dreadfully boring. Boring rows of ordinary stones, a few unique graves - not so unique. But I've always found cemeteries beautiful. It's about a mile away from my house and I walk there any day there's overcast. Such a peaceful place.

gashes on the back? did you take her to the hospital? law enforcement definitely would have been involved.
take your poorly fabricated creepypasta elsewhere.

not EVEN enterating

>>20559

>>enterating

wut

ICP raped your gf

>>20571
That would explain why she smells like Faygo and fail...

Was this it?

>>20550
Woah, thanks for the new wallpaper.

I don't think this is it, but your description reminded me of this picture.

What about the mummy dudes walking around that cabin in Majora's mask? Something about a curse on the water or something.

That game was dark dark dark as hell. Creeped me out.

Oh also the little creatures that were in Woodfall.. Black Bos or something they would surround you and all that. The worst thing was when a ReDead or Gibdo froze you and all you could do was sit there.. I just dont get what it wa about Ikana Canyon and Stone Tower that creeped me out so much.. I have a very mixed emotional attachment to that level

A pretty eerie idea that I hadn't really considered until recently was the fact that the Shadow Temple was most likely used by the Hyrule Family as a torture complex, which brings quite a bit more depth to what was previously a rather bland family, Sage Zelda aside.

>>20285
FUCKING
GOD

I quit playing the game because that scared the shit outta me.
Actually, I don't recall ever finishing MM. brb, nostalgia-ing

i never got past Stone Tower Temple.... ". _.

To clarify what I'm trying to say: For now, it's bullshit.

OP is insane.

>>20472

Mind = blown

Follow this butterfly into the night and learn the secret of the dark. Bring this blackened wisdom to the light and gather my children. They will open the doors and darkness shall be overtaken with radiance, the dance of opposites at an end.

418

May light, love and unity be with all of you

>>20542

/Deliriants/ is that way ------->

>>20472

this really tripped me out