This board needs a good work over. There are far too many "how i get revange" threads, and not enough actual goddamn pranks.Things that are no longer acceptable:Revenge threads that are nothing but "tell me how to get back at X"Internet stuff. This isn't /i/Retarded replies to simple questions. When someone asks for the best way to strip paint from a car, "shit all over it" isn't a valid response. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
This board needs a good work over. There are far too many "how i get revange" threads, and not enough actual goddamn pranks.
Things that are no longer acceptable:
>>31492You can get good shoplifting techniques from a primary school.What the fuck is your point?
>>31492You can get good shoplifting techniques from a primary school.
What the fuck is your point?
>>31492Nope, every single reply will be either "stick it up your ass" or "an hero now faggot"Trust me, a long time ago I went there.
>>31305listen, chump. this is obviously not the place for your "is this win?!? y/n lolol" question.asking aout age limits is reason enough to get you underage b&.
Hey /sh/ I'm looking for the best shennanigans you can do to a car. And none of that gayass "draw a penis on their windshield with shoe polish."thanks.
Hey /sh/ I'm looking for the best shennanigans you can do to a car. And none of that gayass "draw a penis on their windshield with shoe polish."
thanks.
shit in their gas tank
Dog-shit mikshake in the cowling so the heater bakes it into everything.
This.
Get underneath their car and remove their oil filter. Sit back as lulz ensue
bologna on the car will peel the paint , you can make it polkadotted, umm i think its an orange or something like that will permanently stick also Put a little bit vegetable oil on the muffler. This will cause a huge amount of smoke come off from the car and it will smell like a big huge French fry
Girlfriend asleep next to me, what should i do to her?
RapeThats all that needs to be said.
Was going to give suggestions but the above post sums it up pretty good.
>>33397>>33398Guys, this isn't /b/.OP, that's a pretty broad question... what (did) you have in mind?
>>33397>>33398Guys, this isn't /b/.
OP, that's a pretty broad question... what (did) you have in mind?
put some yogurt on her face, videotape her when she wakes up and tell her it's your nutpaste that's on her face. Hilarious reaction will ensue, one time for the lie, and two times for the truth :D
/sh/question time.How would you go about hijacking the school intercom?
I know my school had an intercom that was accessible from all phones after entering a pass. It was 3 digits, and I actually found it out by accident once it was just one column of numbers. Because our school made the pass so easy, students would play on the intercom several times a day for several days or even weeks. It really never stopped.
>>32738Some stores like the one I work at have a couple phones in the middle of the store with no password and all you have to do is press the button labeled "page" I'm surprised there aren't more shenanigans like that.
my school you have to dial in.back in middle school, i use to chillin this closet type room next to my german classroom cuz i fucked around to much.and the closet had a phone, as well as the german room, needless to say, i called the teacher for random shit.and also used the intercom a few times.great a funwallmarts in my area are just "page" buttons, as well as Woodmans.also the phones woodmans has, if u push the page button, and leave the phone on the hook, it makes super loud annoying feedback. great fun
>>32756Youtube has shit tons of vids like that.
>>32756
Youtube has shit tons of vids like that.
My highschool used to play the radio over the intercom inbetween classes for our 8 minute passing times, and one Halloween they only plated the monster mash over and over. Everyone raged, I lauged.
hello /sh/Instead of asking for ways to prank people, i will instead, share with you, how me and my friends have been pranking innocent people lately. anyways, at lunch time during school, me and my friends all get in my friends car and go off campus. You see, i have a 15 min long MP3 of Tourettes guy quotes on my Ipod. So what we do is we hook up the Ipod to the stereo systemand fast forward it to a part where Tourettes guy yells either PISS, GO COUNT YOUR DICK or FAGGOT. then we will go up to either, A. people with their windows rolled down, B. people walking on the sidewalk, C. People riding their bikes. Just basically anybody that is really close to the window. then we turn up the volume all the way and press play. so basically someone will walk by or have their window down, then all of a sudden, at full volume, the car will yell FAGGOT or GO COUNT YOUR DICK, right in their face. most people noramlly freak the fuck out and its really funny and a great shenanigan. Enjoy.
hello /sh/
Instead of asking for ways to prank people, i will instead, share with you, how me and my friends have been pranking innocent people lately.
anyways, at lunch time during school, me and my friends all get in my friends car and go off campus. You see, i have a 15 min long MP3 of Tourettes guy quotes on my Ipod. So what we do is we hook up the Ipod to the stereo systemand fast forward it to a part where Tourettes guy yells either PISS, GO COUNT YOUR DICK or FAGGOT. then we will go up to either, A. people with their windows rolled down, B. people walking on the sidewalk, C. People riding their bikes. Just basically anybody that is really close to the window. then we turn up the volume all the way and press play. so basically someone will walk by or have their window down, then all of a sudden, at full volume, the car will yell FAGGOT or GO COUNT YOUR DICK, right in their face. most people noramlly freak the fuck out and its really funny and a great shenanigan. Enjoy.
>>33373That isn't trolling you imbecile.
>>33373
That isn't trolling you imbecile.
>>33384Seconded. That wasn't real trolling.
>>33384He was trolling you to imply you were trolled. For all I know, you could have trolled me just now.
...why not just shout it?
>>33395is dat some logic?
hey /sh/. i just bought myself a new longboard, one that i can turn with the utmost agility and take up to around 15mph on the flats and over 30 downhill, what sort of shenanigans could i pull from the back of said board??
pour ipecac on longboardtell friend to drink longboard??????profit!
no and sage
Uhhhh spray paint cars as you roll past them? What are you looking for exactly, 'pranks I can pull while on a skateboard', wtf?
http://www.daddiesboardshop.com/khiro-flux-lighted-skateboard-riser-38-inch.aspx1)buy those2)be fuckawesome3) go longboard at night or some shit, I dont know man
http://www.daddiesboardshop.com/khiro-flux-lighted-skateboard-riser-38-inch.aspx
1)buy those2)be fuckawesome3) go longboard at night or some shit, I dont know man
Replace longboard with tank.Attack Russia.
Replace longboard with tank.
Attack Russia.
So /sh/, what shenanigans could be done with these?They're these little high energy magnets that stick to each other and can be drawn out into a line and reassembled.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoLmAyTNRtY&NR=1
So /sh/, what shenanigans could be done with these?
They're these little high energy magnets that stick to each other and can be drawn out into a line and reassembled.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoLmAyTNRtY&NR=1
Pacemaker.Use your imagination.
Pacemaker.
Use your imagination.
>>33362warning, a feather will kill you, if you fuck up and shove it into your eye.
>>33390But a feather won't suddenly leap across the room, crushing your ribcage between it and the metal door you just opened.Those magnets are SRS BZNS.
>>33390
But a feather won't suddenly leap across the room, crushing your ribcage between it and the metal door you just opened.
Those magnets are SRS BZNS.
>>33362hahaha sweet site, I remember looking at those meteorites a while back thinking who the fuck would pay that much for a rockAlso, they sell ultra high radiation uranium ore. The fuck is up with that?
>>33362
hahaha sweet site, I remember looking at those meteorites a while back thinking who the fuck would pay that much for a rock
Also, they sell ultra high radiation uranium ore. The fuck is up with that?
>>33402This was discussed on 4chan's /r9k/ some time ago, and the general opinion from the pseudo-intellectuals was 'learn how radiation works, fucktards' or something to that effect.
>>33402
This was discussed on 4chan's /r9k/ some time ago, and the general opinion from the pseudo-intellectuals was 'learn how radiation works, fucktards' or something to that effect.
I'm an atheist going to church(the kind that speaks in tongue and goes into epileptic fits) and I want to do something epic next sunday but I had no idea. What would be a good prank to pull? So far my only idea is to put monopoly money into the collection plate.
>>33283Hahaha, can you imagine that? You're getting baptized, and when you come up you are screaming and have the mark o' satan on your forehead
>>33283
Hahaha, can you imagine that? You're getting baptized, and when you come up you are screaming and have the mark o' satan on your forehead
>>33345that would work but the god delusion is self indulgent shit
Take lots of PCP, start speaking in Demon voice. Tell them they are all condemned for babbling at God.
>>33377yah thats the idea... did you want to hold a debate or troll people?
all of these are a good way to get yourself shot, dumbfuck. in case you had not noticed., they would take a dim view of this. you would probably end up on news at 11-- church intruder shot dead---. or if your so brave, you can go to a mosque and try that--- no I thought not, pussies...
I've always wanted to troll those guys you see preaching about christ and damnation on the street. How should I do this?Things I've thought of:Play EXTREME BR00TAL METALZ at high volume- this ones obvious, and I like that stuff anyway, but it will be obnoxious to everyone else, so I probably shouldn'tSharpie pentagrams and inverted crosses all over myselfconvince 2 gay guys to make out in front of them- I live in SF, so that will be easyStand next to him and try to convert people to satanism (I'll probably fail, I don't even follow it, though I read the Satanic bible, so I guess I know enough to not be exposed by real satanists or whatever) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I've always wanted to troll those guys you see preaching about christ and damnation on the street. How should I do this?
Things I've thought of:Play EXTREME BR00TAL METALZ at high volume- this ones obvious, and I like that stuff anyway, but it will be obnoxious to everyone else, so I probably shouldn'tSharpie pentagrams and inverted crosses all over myselfconvince 2 gay guys to make out in front of them- I live in SF, so that will be easyStand next to him and try to convert people to satanism (I'll probably fail, I don't even follow it, though I read the Satanic bible, so I guess I know enough to not be exposed by real satanists or whatever)
OP here>>33322Irrelevent, but still awesome. I should try that>>33329I'd feel kind of awkward trying to get someone to do that. Not to mention actually making out with another guy in public It shouldn't be hard, I'm not exactly bad looking, but still. And what if someone I knew saw me? I have nothing against gay people, but I really don't want people thinking I'm gay. Paying 2 gay guys a few bucks to do it for me, or even just asking them to do it for free, would be easier
OP here>>33322Irrelevent, but still awesome. I should try that
>>33329I'd feel kind of awkward trying to get someone to do that. Not to mention actually making out with another guy in public It shouldn't be hard, I'm not exactly bad looking, but still. And what if someone I knew saw me? I have nothing against gay people, but I really don't want people thinking I'm gay. Paying 2 gay guys a few bucks to do it for me, or even just asking them to do it for free, would be easier
>>33322DON'T FORGET THE FUCKING DIDDY DOUGHNUTS FROM THE BURGER BAR.
>>33322
DON'T FORGET THE FUCKING DIDDY DOUGHNUTS FROM THE BURGER BAR.
>>33331just make up a religion or take satanism or something and find a street corner where there are a lot of religious folks. just look at some youtube vids of some street preachers and do what they do. read excepts from laVeys book and explain them in a loud voice. or for atheism treat "the god delusion" as the bible and repeat "there is no god and richard dawkins is his prophet". have a sign. print pamphlets. not too hard really. forget the gays but bring a friend to videotape it. evangelicals will be trolled hard as you try to convert the masses to satanism.for the mormons and witnesses just google them in your area. or better yet, facebook. knock on their door and be like "hi, i just wondered if youd heard of richard dawkins" and show them the book. "i just wondered if i could talk to you for a while?" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33331just make up a religion or take satanism or something and find a street corner where there are a lot of religious folks. just look at some youtube vids of some street preachers and do what they do. read excepts from laVeys book and explain them in a loud voice. or for atheism treat "the god delusion" as the bible and repeat "there is no god and richard dawkins is his prophet". have a sign. print pamphlets. not too hard really. forget the gays but bring a friend to videotape it. evangelicals will be trolled hard as you try to convert the masses to satanism.
for the mormons and witnesses just google them in your area. or better yet, facebook. knock on their door and be like "hi, i just wondered if youd heard of richard dawkins" and show them the book. "i just wondered if i could talk to you for a while?"
You should consider collaborating with the preacher. For instance, you could do back up vocals for his sermon.
>>33372You mean like that episode of Family Guy? Where that guy sings everything they say a few seconds after they say it? Because that'd be hilarious.
>>33372
You mean like that episode of Family Guy? Where that guy sings everything they say a few seconds after they say it? Because that'd be hilarious.
How would one go about distorting your voice on the phone but the other person on the line still be able to distinguish what you are saying? Any ideas would be great. Thanks.pic unrelated
inject your larynx with acid
>inject your larynx with acidI thought this shit was now frowned upon for the greater good of this board.You can buy voice scramblers herehttp://www.midians.com/html/products.asp?cat=Speech+Inversion+Voice+ScramblersIf you want to use Skype and whatnot Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>inject your larynx with acid
I thought this shit was now frowned upon for the greater good of this board.
You can buy voice scramblers herehttp://www.midians.com/html/products.asp?cat=Speech+Inversion+Voice+ScramblersIf you want to use Skype and whatnot
ITT shenanigan team battles!!!In order to resolve our differences without violence (as we usually do) my best friend and I decided to get together a team each. We'd only have three members.This may even be a good idea for you guys and your buds.Anyway, the idea was that we'd have "Shenanigan Skermishes" in which we'd go in turns. That is until one of us (teams as a whole) give up. Obviously it would progressively become "worst" or whatever but we decided, as awesome friends do, that we'd like it as competitive and fun as possible. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
ITT shenanigan team battles!!!
In order to resolve our differences without violence (as we usually do) my best friend and I decided to get together a team each. We'd only have three members.
This may even be a good idea for you guys and your buds.
Anyway, the idea was that we'd have "Shenanigan Skermishes" in which we'd go in turns. That is until one of us (teams as a whole) give up. Obviously it would progressively become "worst" or whatever but we decided, as awesome friends do, that we'd like it as competitive and fun as possible.
>>33178My only problem with this is that it would depend on which team could get within a limited amount of time. Now, assuming they are adults that don't give a fuck perhaps they could accomplish all--but there seems to be something missing from this.An unpredictable element. I'm not talking wheel of fortune though..SHIT! Maybe like.. a SURPRISE CHALLENGER APPEARS from each team. They each pick a specifically hard /shen/ and try to do it in the most epic/profound way as possible. They are chosen by random. For bigger HITS use someone outside of your teams (a 'bring in').
>>33178My only problem with this is that it would depend on which team could get within a limited amount of time. Now, assuming they are adults that don't give a fuck perhaps they could accomplish all--but there seems to be something missing from this.
An unpredictable element. I'm not talking wheel of fortune though..
SHIT! Maybe like.. a SURPRISE CHALLENGER APPEARS from each team. They each pick a specifically hard /shen/ and try to do it in the most epic/profound way as possible. They are chosen by random. For bigger HITS use someone outside of your teams (a 'bring in').
Well, this is a HELL of a lot more fun than other shit I do with my friends. Could we have some examples of what an easy shenanigan and a difficult shenanigan might be?
I'd say an easy shenanigan was rigging the front door. A medium--fucking up a car somehow wihtout permanently damaging--a hard one, getting either to the person or their personal affects and booby trapping them epically?
>>33189Like there was this one guy on /shen/ who suggested changing all of the pictures of your spouse out with someone else (as well as that person physically) and getting friends, family, etc in on it so the person thought they went crazy and married someone else.The next day everything's normal. That means changing the mail, pictures, personal effects, etc in the house and EVERYthing that goes along with a different life. Epic indeed.
>>33189Like there was this one guy on /shen/ who suggested changing all of the pictures of your spouse out with someone else (as well as that person physically) and getting friends, family, etc in on it so the person thought they went crazy and married someone else.
The next day everything's normal. That means changing the mail, pictures, personal effects, etc in the house and EVERYthing that goes along with a different life. Epic indeed.
>>33178 here.I wasn't able to find any of the old Lists, but I'll try to remember some of the things that were on them.Key a cop carSteal x road signsSkinny dip in a stranger's poolFind and steal something very specific (ex. a baby carriage. Here you could even add something along the lines of "something four feet tall and mostly blue," but none of these have come out to be any good.) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33178 here.
I wasn't able to find any of the old Lists, but I'll try to remember some of the things that were on them.
ITT: Pranks you later felt extremely guilty about.I once spiked a bowl of punch with ipecac. It was funny at the time, but now I really regret it. It was too cruel to be a good shenanigan.
ITT: Pranks you later felt extremely guilty about.
I once spiked a bowl of punch with ipecac. It was funny at the time, but now I really regret it. It was too cruel to be a good shenanigan.
.
>>33333Holy shit. I can see why you'd regret that. Also, nice get.
>>33333
Holy shit. I can see why you'd regret that. Also, nice get.
>>33279Well, you killed some kid. You ended his life. That's not very cool man.
>>33279
Well, you killed some kid. You ended his life. That's not very cool man.
>>33001well obviously you never meant for it to go that far and at that age we all do dumb shit. ive done tones of things i shouldent have done, i was just lucky enough not to have circumstances exacerbate it like that.
>>33231Both of those sound hilarious. Don't be guilty.