>>31492
You can get good shoplifting techniques from a primary school.

What the fuck is your point?

>>31492
Nope, every single reply will be either "stick it up your ass" or "an hero now faggot"
Trust me, a long time ago I went there.

>>31305
listen, chump. this is obviously not the place for your "is this win?!? y/n lolol" question.
asking aout age limits is reason enough to get you underage b&.

shit in their gas tank

Dog-shit mikshake in the cowling so the heater bakes it into everything.

This.

Get underneath their car and remove their oil filter. Sit back as lulz ensue

bologna on the car will peel the paint , you can make it polkadotted, umm i think its an orange or something like that will permanently stick also Put a little bit vegetable oil on the muffler. This will cause a huge amount of smoke come off from the car and it will smell like a big huge French fry

Rape
Thats all that needs to be said.

Was going to give suggestions but the above post sums it up pretty good.

>>33397>>33398
Guys, this isn't /b/.

OP, that's a pretty broad question... what (did) you have in mind?

put some yogurt on her face, videotape her when she wakes up and tell her it's your nutpaste that's on her face. Hilarious reaction will ensue, one time for the lie, and two times for the truth :D

I know my school had an intercom that was accessible from all phones after entering a pass. It was 3 digits, and I actually found it out by accident once it was just one column of numbers. Because our school made the pass so easy, students would play on the intercom several times a day for several days or even weeks. It really never stopped.

>>32738
Some stores like the one I work at have a couple phones in the middle of the store with no password and all you have to do is press the button labeled "page" I'm surprised there aren't more shenanigans like that.

my school you have to dial in.
back in middle school, i use to chillin this closet type room next to my german classroom cuz i fucked around to much.
and the closet had a phone, as well as the german room, needless to say, i called the teacher for random shit.
and also used the intercom a few times.
great a fun
wallmarts in my area are just "page" buttons, as well as Woodmans.
also the phones woodmans has, if u push the page button, and leave the phone on the hook, it makes super loud annoying feedback. great fun

>>32756

Youtube has shit tons of vids like that.

My highschool used to play the radio over the intercom inbetween classes for our 8 minute passing times, and one Halloween they only plated the monster mash over and over. Everyone raged, I lauged.

>>33373

That isn't trolling you imbecile.

>>33384
Seconded. That wasn't real trolling.

>>33384
He was trolling you to imply you were trolled. For all I know, you could have trolled me just now.

...why not just shout it?

>>33395
is dat some logic?

pour ipecac on longboard
tell friend to drink longboard
???
???
profit!

no and sage

Uhhhh spray paint cars as you roll past them? What are you looking for exactly, 'pranks I can pull while on a skateboard', wtf?

http://www.daddiesboardshop.com/khiro-flux-lighted-skateboard-riser-38-inch.aspx

1)buy those
2)be fuckawesome
3) go longboard at night or some shit, I dont know man

Replace longboard with tank.

Attack Russia.

Pacemaker.

Use your imagination.

>>33362
warning, a feather will kill you, if you fuck up and shove it into your eye.

>>33390

But a feather won't suddenly leap across the room, crushing your ribcage between it and the metal door you just opened.

Those magnets are SRS BZNS.

>>33362

hahaha sweet site, I remember looking at those meteorites a while back thinking who the fuck would pay that much for a rock

Also, they sell ultra high radiation uranium ore. The fuck is up with that?

>>33402

This was discussed on 4chan's /r9k/ some time ago, and the general opinion from the pseudo-intellectuals was 'learn how radiation works, fucktards' or something to that effect.

>>33283

Hahaha, can you imagine that? You're getting baptized, and when you come up you are screaming and have the mark o' satan on your forehead

>>33345
that would work but the god delusion is self indulgent shit

Take lots of PCP, start speaking in Demon voice. Tell them they are all condemned for babbling at God.

>>33377
yah thats the idea... did you want to hold a debate or troll people?

all of these are a good way to get yourself shot, dumbfuck. in case you had not noticed., they would take a dim view of this. you would probably end up on news at 11-- church intruder shot dead---. or if your so brave, you can go to a mosque and try that--- no I thought not, pussies...

OP here
>>33322
Irrelevent, but still awesome. I should try that

>>33329
I'd feel kind of awkward trying to get someone to do that. Not to mention actually making out with another guy in public It shouldn't be hard, I'm not exactly bad looking, but still. And what if someone I knew saw me? I have nothing against gay people, but I really don't want people thinking I'm gay. Paying 2 gay guys a few bucks to do it for me, or even just asking them to do it for free, would be easier

>>33322

DON'T FORGET THE FUCKING DIDDY DOUGHNUTS FROM THE BURGER BAR.

>>33331
just make up a religion or take satanism or something and find a street corner where there are a lot of religious folks. just look at some youtube vids of some street preachers and do what they do. read excepts from laVeys book and explain them in a loud voice. or for atheism treat "the god delusion" as the bible and repeat "there is no god and richard dawkins is his prophet". have a sign. print pamphlets. not too hard really. forget the gays but bring a friend to videotape it. evangelicals will be trolled hard as you try to convert the masses to satanism.

for the mormons and witnesses just google them in your area. or better yet, facebook. knock on their door and be like "hi, i just wondered if youd heard of richard dawkins" and show them the book. "i just wondered if i could talk to you for a while?"

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You should consider collaborating with the preacher. For instance, you could do back up vocals for his sermon.

>>33372

You mean like that episode of Family Guy? Where that guy sings everything they say a few seconds after they say it? Because that'd be hilarious.

inject your larynx with acid

>inject your larynx with acid

I thought this shit was now frowned upon for the greater good of this board.

You can buy voice scramblers here
http://www.midians.com/html/products.asp?cat=Speech+Inversion+Voice+Scramblers
If you want to use Skype and whatnot

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>>33178
My only problem with this is that it would depend on which team could get within a limited amount of time. Now, assuming they are adults that don't give a fuck perhaps they could accomplish all--but there seems to be something missing from this.

An unpredictable element. I'm not talking wheel of fortune though..

SHIT! Maybe like.. a SURPRISE CHALLENGER APPEARS from each team. They each pick a specifically hard /shen/ and try to do it in the most epic/profound way as possible. They are chosen by random. For bigger HITS use someone outside of your teams (a 'bring in').

Well, this is a HELL of a lot more fun than other shit I do with my friends. Could we have some examples of what an easy shenanigan and a difficult shenanigan might be?

I'd say an easy shenanigan was rigging the front door. A medium--fucking up a car somehow wihtout permanently damaging--a hard one, getting either to the person or their personal affects and booby trapping them epically?

>>33189
Like there was this one guy on /shen/ who suggested changing all of the pictures of your spouse out with someone else (as well as that person physically) and getting friends, family, etc in on it so the person thought they went crazy and married someone else.

The next day everything's normal. That means changing the mail, pictures, personal effects, etc in the house and EVERYthing that goes along with a different life. Epic indeed.

>>33178 here.

I wasn't able to find any of the old Lists, but I'll try to remember some of the things that were on them.

1. Key a cop car
2. Steal x road signs
3. Skinny dip in a stranger's pool
4. Find and steal something very specific (ex. a baby carriage. Here you could even add something along the lines of "something four feet tall and mostly blue," but none of these have come out to be any good.)

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>>33333

Holy shit. I can see why you'd regret that. Also, nice get.

>>33279

Well, you killed some kid. You ended his life. That's not very cool man.

>>33001
well obviously you never meant for it to go that far and at that age we all do dumb shit. ive done tones of things i shouldent have done, i was just lucky enough not to have circumstances exacerbate it like that.

>>33231
Both of those sound hilarious. Don't be guilty.