>>31305
listen, chump. this is obviously not the place for your "is this win?!? y/n lolol" question.
asking aout age limits is reason enough to get you underage b&.

Hey shenangians, here's a god damned shenanigan for you. How about you all get a fucking cock and balls and go pull some once in a blue moon. That real nitty gritty, m night shamalan in your davie copperfields.

hah

>>33614
I approve of these shenanigans.

My brother and his friend did a semester-long prank called 'The Porno Kings'. We had these pull-down blackboards and projector screens. They would stick a large porn picture on them. Every time a teacher would pull down a board or screen, there be a huge splayed vajayjay with a sign saying 'The Porno Kings have struck again'. Made me laugh every time.

i put a dead finch in a vending machine a couple days before christmas break my freashman year, i don't really know what happened to it after that tho. and another time same year me and two friends were at the school on like a saturday and we found a dead black bird ryan impaled it w/ a stick and we left it in a tree by the main door and cafeteria.

i don't know why i thought of this but one time some random black kid brought an egg to school and threw it at this crazy bitch that was laying in the middle of the courtyard and it broke on her it was fucked up but hilarious... im high

we had a dumb computer network at the school where there was an open drive that anyone could use as temporary storage of projects and stuff. often we would open someones powerpoint/paper etc and change one or 2 words or phrases into something so fucked up that they could seem like accidents. they werent

this was mines

I was sitting with my english teacher one day after class and she was reading a paper I wrote, when she all of a sudden had a seizure and passed out. I shat on her face, took my paper, her purse, and left. She died and no one ever found out it was me. XD

bump.

Anyone?

get a baby

Build one dude. Although, square wave might be a pain in the ass. Sine wave would be piss easy to build.

>>33777
I am so doing this
I want to see the movie and all but still hitting on girls in the line making bad vampire puns dressed as the count would be humours

>>33788

>I want to see the movie and all

Wat

my sister saw this. she said that the theater was full of middle school girls holding their fucking cell phones up to the screen, talking and texting on their phones, and one girl who apparently had her friend on the whole time, holding the phone up so her friend could hear the movie, only she was talking to her OVER the movie.

in short, i would have snapped if i had been there, and making noise won't do shit to girls that aren't even paying attention to the plot, they're just talking to each other about who they think is cuter.

>>33788
Bitches love Draculas

Shit in your pants before entering.Change seats a lot.

inb4 a thousand fags /r/ ban

This is not a "HUR DUR HOW DOES I GET BK AT SUM1?" thread

>>33765
Well he isn't asking for help for revenge, he is just sharing something he did.

I knew my girlfriend was going to break up with me, so one day I went into her house (I had her key) then I spread hundreds of thumbtacks in her bed, underneath her pillow cover, on her floor,and then I took a shit in her coffee maker's filter.

She tried to press charges, but the dumb whore couldn't prove it was me.

search ihacked.com I know it's on there

http://www.i-hacked.com/content/view/274/48/

they have instruction manuals on them for a reason.

enjoy your federal charges

Kind of clever. You'd have to mark it somehow, though.

stick an old mobile phone in with your desired goods.
then come back later, when dark go to the dumpster and call mobile, it'll significantly cut down on where to search at least.

find out beforehand (for a project) if their ''green'' and if they recycle,shred or compress rubbish.

Good call. Either way, when I go home for the summer holidays soon, I'll definitely be trying this out. I'll post with results.

eight bucks says they have a compactor if they have anything worth stealing.

I stole their televisions once.

>>33726
I did this on one of the last days of 6th year. Multiple towers of precariously balanced tables in our ridiculously high-ceilinged classroom, with bags and jackets of our not present classmates thrown on top for shits and giggles. Good times. They weren't pyramids either, they were stacked one on top of the other, 4 or 5 tables high. There was no way to reach the tops without building a series of smaller towers beside them

>>33494
This is the reason why schools have adopted the "oppressive" approach to learn.

Dumb ass faggot.

back in my junior year the this guy planned a huge food fight. The administration knew about it and warned him to call it off a couple times, but he was failing all his classes so he didnt care, and did it anyways. It was pretty sick it was on BUILD YOUR OWN TACO DAY, and everyone in the school knew about it so people brought things in like eggs and shit. People skipped classes and just chilled in the lunchroom to watch. The teachers were freaking out and warning us not to do it Buttloads of people got suspended, and the guy planning it got expelled. He went to another school as a super senior.

gave me lots of lolz

flour in the toilets, the flour becomes dough when you flush it if you flush the right amount.

use gorilla glue or an equivalent to glue up any locks in the school, extra lulz if you glue the door when unlocked or if someones inside the room

salt out obscenities on the school oval, the grass dies and wont regrow for a long time.

this one im not sure about: get an energy drink (Rockstar works best) and write whatever you want on cement or asphalt, not sure what it is but whatever you write stays there for a long time. i discovered this one by accident but its lasted for three weeks so far through light rain. if anybody has done this before please tell me more

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>>33189
Like there was this one guy on /shen/ who suggested changing all of the pictures of your spouse out with someone else (as well as that person physically) and getting friends, family, etc in on it so the person thought they went crazy and married someone else.

The next day everything's normal. That means changing the mail, pictures, personal effects, etc in the house and EVERYthing that goes along with a different life. Epic indeed.

>>33178 here.

I wasn't able to find any of the old Lists, but I'll try to remember some of the things that were on them.

1. Key a cop car
2. Steal x road signs
3. Skinny dip in a stranger's pool
4. Find and steal something very specific (ex. a baby carriage. Here you could even add something along the lines of "something four feet tall and mostly blue," but none of these have come out to be any good.)

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>>33368

/r/ing more ideas to go on this List.

>>33368

>something four feet tall and mostly blue

found it

>>33755
A ZOMBIE NIGGER'S COCK

you're all retards. its not that easy. use your fucking brains before you start telling people to gb2mathclass. you dont even know how many digits are in the code. if 4 numbers are worn then there are still way too many possibilities. how do you know the code isnt 5 digits long and one of the 4 worn numbers is repeated? or 6 digits with 2 repeats? and how do you know they don't change the code each month? what if it locks you out after 3 incorrect attempts?

to open these, you would have to watch someone type in the code which is easy enough with some binoculars. or you would have to break it. breaking it isn't the best idea because if anyone sees you standing there fucking with it for more than a couple minutes then they're going to be pretty suspicious. and if you cause permanent damage, the guy who owns it is going to notice and probably contact police.

>>33759
Actually, this whole thread is full of uneducated people on the subject of the item posted in op's picture. I happen to work with these everyday as a vacation rental employee. The specific key hider posted in the op's pic uses 4 digits, which can be pressed IN ANY ORDER. Yes, the designers are that stupid. It unlocks once all the numbers are pressed down, so:

If the code is 1063, it can be entered as
1063
1603

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>>33766
On a side note, you could use some fingerprint dust to discover which buttons are pressed. Now, you should probably wipe it first, wait for them to enter the code on another day, then dust it, as to minimize the chance for error due to the code enterer's error.

>>33759

> how do you know the code isnt 5 digits long and one of the 4 worn numbers is repeated?

Because I know how these locks work. And for the record, there are almost no combination locks with combinations greater than 4 numbers because people don't like to remember more than 4 numbers and the gain in security is minimal. And if you don't know why the gain in security is minimal, then you need to lern2math.

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Dude, just smack the fuck outah it with a hammah.

>>33716
Easiest and cheapest way to get car revenge. Oscar Mayer works pretty well.

It works even better in summer.

Sugar in the gas tank, best trick you can ever pull

Put the car up on cinder blocks when they're sleeping. QUIETLY! slash tired at the top. Fill the tires with quick drying cement and wait until it drys. Take away cinder blocks and run.

Materials needed:
*6-10 cans of shaving cream
*Liquid Nitrogen
*Something to open metal cans
*Access to persons car
*Possibly some friends

1. Put Shaving cream in liquid nitrogen

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>>33756
Don't any of you niggers ever watch Mythbusters? Shit don't work captain.

I will be eagerly awaiting the results of this.

hide weed in principals desk. watch dogs tear his office apart.

If you're afraid of looking suspicious walking around with a spray bottle full of brown water, you can just put it into a coloured plastic softdrink bottle, and poke a tiny hole in the bottom with a pin. The hole won't leak much if it's small enough, but a tiny stream will squirt out when you squeeze it. Very covert.

I'd suggest spraying a tennis ball and playing with it when the dog is around. Scented tennis balls are what the dogs train with. You could have some serious fun.

Spray it in a drain or the shower heads in the locker room