>Being triangle choked by a woman is the least sexual thing I've done this week, envy me.

Fixed.

You sexy man.

Same here :C

Being held in a Muay Thai clinch by a professional female kickboxer Being triangle choked by a woman is the closest I've ever been to being in a sexual position.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt-Epz69I7U
video related, as it is the thai fighter in question

You train and still cant get laid? I guess I should consider myself lucky considering I don't train.

Getting taken down by my girlfriend and mounted before bucking her and getting her in a perfect armbar is a great intro to sex... I love dating a brown belt.

>>6829

wtf you can't get in an armbar while in someone elses guard

>>7049
I can think of four different kinds off of the top of my head.

>>6822

I train and i haven't gotten laid in going on five years.

chea.

>>7051

name them

>>7057
Don't know most names, but I'll try to describe them from what I know.
-Kimura (which is a bent armbar)
-One where if your opponent places one or both hands near your neck you trap them, then place your feet on his shoulders and push your hips through (you can pull the wrists apart once you've got your feet up to apply more pressure to the elbows)
-This one:
http://www.ehow.com/video_2280501_closed-guard-arm-bar-position.html
-And one that transitions into the kimura... the arm is straight.. not sure how to describe it... I took a picture of the arm position on my girlfriends camera phone right now. Excuse my dress, as we're just cramming for a test right now.
And yes, I know that my right hand should be in a monkey grip

>>7064
OH SHIT

I just read the post again and realized I was talking about while I was in guard.
But yeah, you can still pin the arm for a bent armbar, sometimes get a straight arm bar like the one in my picture. Transitioning to no-gi is a bitch because I'm used to using a sleeve choke while in someone else's guard.

>>7064

armbar implies a locking out of the elbow joint

a kimura is technically a shoulder lock

any armbar involving you pinning an opponent's arm while in their guard is too easily countered by your opponent simply shifting their hips or pushing yours away with their feet

I still wonder what keeps guys from poppin' a boner when they fight chicks.....

>>7078

Cup.

>>7079

Partly the cup. Also you're not really thinking about how hot she is when she's trying to choke you unconcious.

I will admit that I get hard when I practice moves at slow speeds with chicks. Anybody who doesn't is probably gay.

>>7080

I suppose fear is probably more powerful than sex-drive during a fight.

Having sex with a woman is the closest I've ever been to being in a fight.