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/mma/ - Mixed Martial Arts Discussion
/mma/ - Mixed Martial Arts Discussion
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3657 No.16392 Report Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Reply

Delusional martial artists are too commonly found nowadays IMO. I have a blue belt in bjj, a black belt in tkd, and a black belt in goju ryu, so I meet them all the time. They all think that they are the shit.

Martial arts these days aren't realistic. Don't get me wrong, I still think that it's loads of fun, but when you train in a gym/dojo/whatever, there are no variables. You have the guy, and he has 2 arms, 2 legs, etc. On the streets however, a guy could have a gun, a knife, a buddy....

It's just not realistic. I always tell my friends the best martial art is one that focuses on takedowns (judo etc). Why? Because you can take people the fuck down, and run the fuck away. But they always seem to think I'm being modest or something.

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>> No.16448 Report Ban Global Ban

>>16444 Shit i dont usually do this, but your first line was so ignorant i feel like i left out some kind of fuck you in my above post so...

consider that this post.

>> No.16453 Report Ban Global Ban
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>>16447

MMA is the name of an organised sport, idiot. That organized sport has prohibitive rules, therefore it is not all encompassing at all. The mixing of martial arts is a vague concept. But it is not referred to as "MMA." If it were, Chuck Norris would be considered an MMA fighter. He is not. So you are wrong. And I am right. Sorry if my statement of facts have offended you. But that's how it is.

>> No.16466 Report Ban Global Ban

If I could choose two martial arts it would probably be wrestling and BJJ or wrestling and muay thai.

>> No.16469 Report Ban Global Ban

Whoops, accidental sage.

>> No.16470 Report Ban Global Ban

>>16453 What if chuck norris was EXACTLY who he is, but fought in MMA rings? Would he be an MMA fighter?

Id wager on yes.

Squares and rectangles man



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106177 No.16457 Report Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Reply

Who would you rather fuck Kim Couture or Kerry Vera?

>> No.16458 Report Ban Global Ban
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No.16461 Report Ban Global Ban

I would take those other bitches in the back, but I guess it would be Mrs.Vera.

>> No.16464 Report Ban Global Ban

This fight is already 10x better than randy vs. brandon

>> No.16465 Report Ban Global Ban

>>16464 only 10x ? i can't think of a worse main event non title fight. only 3 rounds of bullshit instead of 5.

>> No.16468 Report Ban Global Ban

Kim. No contest. Although I think it's lame that she hangs on to the last name despite not being married to Randy anymore. Almost like the name is the reason she's being taken seriously in the first place.



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25535 No.16282 Report Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Reply

So if there was a tournament style MMA match on 420chan which board would come out victorious? Last?

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>> No.16416 Report Ban Global Ban

/fit/

>> No.16417 Report Ban Global Ban

/mma/ & /wooo/ would triumph over everything.

>> No.16418 Report Ban Global Ban

/nra/... wait a minute, no one has guns on /nra/, silly me.

>> No.16449 Report Ban Global Ban

>>16417
/woo/s only chance is to troll and be annoying until everyone leaves

>> No.16467 Report Ban Global Ban

/weed/ would win, easily. The impenetrable fog of pot smoke around them is so dense that by the time you get close enough to fight you're too stoned to do anything but eat Doritos and call everyone 'man'.



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2883346 No.16428 Report Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Reply

Favorite Martial Art's based Weapon, /mma/

Tonfa's for me.. Beautiful weapon to wield. Great control, power, and can be used for multiple uses in defense.

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>> No.16441 Report Ban Global Ban

>>16438
yeah man it all depends on the artist so u just gotta use ur imagination.

i like big bastard swords, but realistically for my size i'd probably favor two ninjato (awww yeah leonardo)

>> No.16445 Report Ban Global Ban
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Yoyo.

>> No.16446 Report Ban Global Ban

KATANA!!

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/thread

>> No.16463 Report Ban Global Ban

>>16452
Actually it was /thread back there >>16445



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2581 No.16407 Report Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Reply

I'm going to start sparring in Muay Thai soon. I was just wondering what equipment i should buy. Obviously I need gloves and shinpads but do i need to get a groin guard specific to muay thai as i have one through cricket. I've got about a £100 budget but bare in mind im from Scotland and good martial arts equipment is relatively hard to come by here.

tl;dr I need these things:

  1. Sparring Gloves
  2. Muay Thai Shinpads
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>> No.16420 Report Ban Global Ban

I'm a bjj guy, but I like to get used gear off ebay. That way you can get really good shit without paying full price.

Does your gym sell gear? It's a nice and convenient way to support them if them if they do.

>> No.16431 Report Ban Global Ban
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>>16420

>groin guard
>used gear
>> No.16433 Report Ban Global Ban

if your talking about a cup, yes. if your talking about that goofy thing muay thai the trainers wear then proabably not

>> No.16454 Report Ban Global Ban

anyone know of any gd brands? or had experience with any brands?

Im considering Twins atm but they are quite costy.

>> No.16462 Report Ban Global Ban

Windy/Twins or generic muay thai cup. Steel with leather covering and padding at the edges. Awkward thong style strings to hold it in place.

I've tried half a dozen cups over the years in BJJ and my steel cup (from Title MMA, it's a Windy knockoff for $20) is easily the most comfortable and safest I have used. You could hit me in the dick with a crowbar and I would walk away from it, the strings keep in precisely in place and it will easily survive the next decade or so of use.

It also provides a nasty fulcrum for armbars and does a good job of discouraging low blows (it hurts the kicker's shin/foot if he's not wearing shin pads).

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24412 No.16284 Report Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Reply

That was short lived

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2009/11/brock_lesnar_ma.php

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>> No.16451 Report Ban Global Ban

>>16304

He's an asshole on purpose because it makes him money.

He acts no differently now than when he was in the WWE. And guess what: It's STILL an act. He hams up the villain role and people pay to see him lose.

And he gets huge fucking paychecks to fight because of it.

>> No.16455 Report Ban Global Ban
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>>16451

>He acts no differently now than when he was in the WWE.

WRONG. I take it you never watched his WWE run. If you did, then you're deluding yourself to justify his behavior. Because I can say with a pretty fucking high degree of certainty that Brock Lesnar sucked shit at cutting promos. He was terrible as a babyface, and terrible as a heel. That's why WWE had to give him Paul Heyman - the best in the business - as a mouthpiece to help him get over; he couldn't do it on his own. When he did open his mouth, his promos were awfully delivered, he had no wit whatsoever, and he sounded horribly unnatural. You're saying he went from being the shittiest fucking promo guy in the biz to being so good that he fools almost everyone in the world? Within the span of a couple of years? Without practicing? Buuuuullshit.

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>> No.16456 Report Ban Global Ban

>>16455

I think it's a mix of both.

>> No.16459 Report Ban Global Ban

>>16455

Whilst you're mostly right. Him flipping off the crowd at UFC100 looked oddly familar to me ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLAWuQ42hhA

>> No.16460 Report Ban Global Ban

Yes, there's really no question that being around the business some of that must have rubbed off on him.



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88544 No.16291 Report Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Reply
DICKS EVERYWHERE
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>>16401
You know you've spent too much time on the internet when your first thought upon seeing that is "the one on top looks almost deep enough to fuck".

>> No.16419 Report Ban Global Ban

>>16403
Now that I see this, I ask if it is possible that the muscle mass lost from a staph infection can be regained, or does it permanently damage the area?

>> No.16425 Report Ban Global Ban

I had Staph ("MRSA") on the side of my mouth about a year ago luckily i called it early and went to the doctors. They just had to cut a about 2inch gash inside the side of my mouth to let it drain and lance the bump on the outside with a needle. had to fucking lay down for 3 days on pillow pad so it all could drain out. think the worst was having to throw up after they cut it open due to fever.

>> No.16437 Report Ban Global Ban

>>16425

How did you get staph, on the side of your mouth?

>> No.16443 Report Ban Global Ban

>>16437

I really don't know, our dog had it might of got it from him or since i use to work in retail and had to deal with customers face to face and them touching the glass on the counter might have got it from that. its common though.



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31529 No.16427 Report Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Reply

So /mma/
Fist at mid level, Fists held high, or fists low..

Legs extended, bent, angled, or 1 footer?

Just curious..

High fist, angled/extended knees bent for me.

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DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No.16440 Report Ban Global Ban

>>16430
ufkcing LOL

mid/bent i aint no fancy pants

>> No.16442 Report Ban Global Ban

back leg straight with toes at level of forward heel, forward leg slightly bent with inward turn 45 degrees.

lol hands mid of course



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11985 No.16355 Report Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Reply

Main Card
Light Heavyweight bout: Tito Ortiz vs. Forrest Griffin
Welterweight bout: Josh Koscheck vs. Anthony Johnson
Welterweight bout: Amir Sadollah vs. Phil Baroni
Light Heavyweight bout: Luiz Cane vs. Antonio Rogerio Nogueira
Welterweight bout: Karo Parisyan vs. Dustin Hazelett

Preliminary Card (Spike TV)

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>> No.16408 Report Ban Global Ban

"Karo Parisyan has fucked over the UFC, the fans and his opponent again!!! He will not be fighting saturday or ever again in the UFC!!" -danawhite

wut happen?

>> No.16409 Report Ban Global Ban

>>16380 because they can pay him shit for 5 or so more fights. almost half the fighters are tuf alumni. ufc likes the tuf feeder system because they lock fighters into shit contracts.

ortiz
johnson
hazlett
grove
saunders

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>> No.16410 Report Ban Global Ban

>>16405 dude is sloppy, good leg kicks and cardio.

>> No.16411 Report Ban Global Ban

>>16408

Howfully that mean they air Paulo Thiago vs. Jacob Volkmann because i'm really interested in seeing that.

>> No.16414 Report Ban Global Ban
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17338

Well, I know someone has probably done it somewhere already but ...

"My excuses are the best, best excuses in the world. All the other excuses are done by little girls."



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17889 No.16384 Report Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Reply

Aldo looked damn impressive tonight. Anyone see it?

>> No.16385 Report Ban Global Ban

No. Fuck Comcast for wanting so much money from DirectTV for Versus.

>> No.16386 Report Ban Global Ban

Aldo is a beast. I seriously see nobody at 145 who can pose a threat to him, he will rip through Manny Gamburyan.

Can't wait for Brown vs. Faber III though.

>> No.16397 Report Ban Global Ban

Oh what the fuck, this was on tonight? I thought WEC shows were on Sunday nights. Godfuckingdammit...

>> No.16399 Report Ban Global Ban

I have a feeling that Aldo is going to keep that belt for a long long time. Did you see him at the end of the fight? He was near hysterics.

>> No.16402 Report Ban Global Ban

Aldo has been on a tear in the WEC, poor Mike Brown just got annihilated out there. Aldo has been looking impressive for a long time now.



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55615 No.15664 Report Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Reply

Best ultimate fighter fight i've ever seen

Rampage wins again

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>> No.15883 Report Ban Global Ban

>>15882

You'd like to think that, but a real gym would have a metal fire door. They get away with not using a fire door because it's a TV set, which the Nevada fire code calls "temporary structural improvments" and those don't require fire doors. If it were actually a training facility they wouldn't get away with building it so cheaply.

>> No.15900 Report Ban Global Ban

>>15883

Do you seriously think they built that entire luxury style gym, complete with a full size octagon, just to use it on TV?

People train there = gym. Its in a building. Its not just some cheap set with fake backgrounds and a studio audience.

>> No.15901 Report Ban Global Ban

I don't think the quality of the door would help/hurt any training that takes place there.

>> No.15938 Report Ban Global Ban

>>15900

I seriously know what I saw, which was Rampage Jacking up a cardboard door, and a real gym would have a fire door. Ergo, since it doesn't meet the firecode for training activities, they can only train if they're filming it, because then the building is being used as a studio, which it meets the zoning requirements for.

I'm not making this shit up, go to /law/ if you don't believe me.

>> No.16400 Report Ban Global Ban

I guess Rampage owes his guys $1500. Matt is such a fucking bitch. Fuck him.



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54033 No.16146 Report Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Reply

Greatest Martial Artist/fighter ever?

I think so.

Heres some of his "physical feats"

Lee's striking speed from three feet with his hands down by his side reached five hundredths of a second.[34]
Lee could take in one arm a 75lb barbell from a standing position with the barbell held flush against his chest and slowly stick his arms out locking them, holding the barbell there for 20 seconds.[35]

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>> No.16353 Report Ban Global Ban

>>16220

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DghW3qL80Ig

>> No.16359 Report Ban Global Ban
>And how many americans were aware of existence of pankration?
>pankration?
>pancakes.

mmmm.....

>> No.16371 Report Ban Global Ban

>>16353
I laughed 'till I cried.
I never knew Anderson Silva was so goofy.

>> No.16395 Report Ban Global Ban

Anyone who knows anything about Bruce Lee,, i mean truly anything not what you see in commercials and magazines would know that he was not of this world. If he were as he was today, he would destroy any fighter to step into any ring. Physcially, Spiritually and Mentally

>> No.16396 Report Ban Global Ban

Too obvious troll is too obvious .



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