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/mma/ - Mixed Martial Arts Discussion
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38569 No.19933 Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Ignore Report Reply

i watch just part 1 of UFC primetime for the GSP/Hardy fight

an i gotta say, after watchin the improved GSP, hardy dosent have a fuckin chance

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>>20105

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIa5hr4QZOc

GSP seems like a cool guy really. No idea what he's like off camera, but he seems like a funny, humble guy. Not just some meathead with an ego.

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I predict GSP via Head Kick in the first.

Gif related.

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>>20110
lol I'm from Montreal, I see him every now and then at Tristar gym and BTT, my friends see him at popular clubs downtown every so often. He's one of those rare guys that what you see is what you get, he's very humble, a little shy sometimes, but fun-loving, but obviously he's a lot more open and got more riddum when he's speaking french lol.

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>>20117

Man, go speak to him then.

The closest UFC fighter to me would be Bisping and ... yeah I'll pass on talking to him.

>> No.20130 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>20125
I live 10 mins from Chael Sonnen. I also would pass on talking to him.



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60386 No.20012 Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Ignore Report Reply
>hahahaohwow.jpg
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>>20092

http://twitter.com/warmachinexxx

They are protected though, so you need to send a request.

>> No.20100 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>20093

he finally accepted my following...

>BTW the other night I lost a bet and that's why I posted that whole kidney/liver thing...lol...you fuckers are SO GULLIBLE. I love stirring

Wow.

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For sure War Machine is a 420chan regular, especially in /pol/

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>>20118

"Fuck an Obama" may well be the greatest quote in MMA history

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>>20124

"I’m gonna win this tournament because I am the most athletic fighter in it."



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190005 No.19147 Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Ignore Report Reply

http://www.ufc.com/index.cfm?fa=news.detail&gid=71359

>“It’s always tough when a top fighter like Vitor Belfort has to pull out of a big title fight, but we have found a high quality replacement,” said UFC President Dana White. “Top contender Chael Sonnen was not available due to injuries sustained in his fight with Nate Marquardt, so top six middleweight Demian Maia will step in to fight for the title. Maia is an Abu Dhabi grappling champion, a five-time Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu world champion, and he is 12-1 in MMA and coming off a win over Dan Miller at UFC 109. Anderson Silva vs Demian Maia will be a matchup between MMA’s best striker and MMA’s best grappler.”
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>>19230

No, I'm just right and I felt like rubbing it in.

>> No.19257 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>19241

Showing off your bad character isn't rubbing it in. It's simply telling me that even if I have been wrong here, I as a person have out leveled you so far that it can't be viewed as anything more then a lucky strike.

"Rubbing it in" makes your victory pointless. Indeed, this attitude made you lose it even before you won it.

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On topic. I predict this will be either a swift knockout like Maia and Nate or a boring ass "please grapple with me" fight like Silva and Leites. If the outcome is something different than that would be excellent.

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>>19197

>Angus goes full retard
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>>19195

1 good reason Silva would do it: Because it's fun.



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32467 No.19534 Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Ignore Report Reply

One time, I was being random like always, went around saying "Muay Thai Knees TO THE BALLS!" to my friends and protending to knee them in the balls etc.
then i accidently kneed one of my friends in the balls then he fell down to the floor, wincing.

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op is insanely fucking gay.

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Actually OP's post reminded me. I once while playing football accidently did a flying knee in to my friends balls. I still feel bad for him.

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This - Animooted

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>>20081

>> No.20127 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

Did a Judo demonstration as part of an assignment for Gym class back in high school...

Typical school gym - hardwood floor and everything. No mat. You know where this is going.
I did a few practice throws before to make sure I wouldn't do it too hard...

But sure enough, I went in a bit too hard and his head slammed on the floor... It sounded like a gunshot.
I instantly went from school nerd to "Don't fuck with my nigga Irkle (shut up), he'll put you on yo ass!"
:D

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50227 No.20123 Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Ignore Report Reply

I already posted this in /m/, but does anyone know the song used this highlight reel?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nxXbCz1SAM
So epic
but him kicking that little girl is better :)

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Nevermind, the guy just replied, Fallen Army, by GRV Music
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=M5B7Z2PW



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Every once in a while we have a "what martial art school should I join" thread, and usually someone suggests Krav Maga.
The only Krav Maga martial artists who's competed in MMA is Moti Horenstein, who's a super elite commando and holds a Guinness record for most baseball bats broken in one minute, yet his MMA record is 1-6.
I'm sure Krav Maga is perfect for close-quarter combat and self-defense, but how practical can it be for MMA?
pic unrelated.

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>>19908

How hard is it to type out complete sentences with proper punctuation?

>> No.19914 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>19912

No one style did and then it became a sport. It was always limited in how it related to real world applications, but that doesn't mean training MMA makes you a bad fighter IRL.

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>>19914

I do believe he is trying to say that no one style is better than the other.

>> No.19932 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>19916

Then I'm an idiot and we were in agreement.

>> No.20122 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>19840

This. Krav Maga teaches you a lot of stuff that will never be allowed in an arranged sport fight, and for good reasons. It's very effective for self defense, but since many of the very effective techniques(such as using objects around you as weapons, groin/eye strikes, learning to fight whilst drunk) aren't allowed in professional fights there are probably a lot of martial arts(keep in mind that Krav isn't a martial art at all) that will be better suited for professional fighting.



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27030 No.20113 Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Ignore Report Reply

lets say i wanna be able to win a fight, no selfcontrol or selfdefence and all that bullshit (i know its not bullshit but i wanna make clear what im going at here).

so i wanna be a great fighter, what martial art should i learn?

im an average guy in body size, maybe a little tall.
also, i have no fight coming up or something like that, general interest

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BJJ.

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Ideally you want to from learn at least 2 martial arts, one striking and one grappling, the more the better.

Since you're apparently a somewhat tall guy, I definitely recommend some Muay Thai, put those long legs and pointy elbows for good use :)
As for grappling, BJJ is generally the way to go, I prefer no-gi for MMA training.

HOWEVER, the martial art is only as good as its teacher. If your area has only one BJJ gym which is run by some fat guy with rapist glasses and a Muay Thai gym run by a art student who went to Thailand for 3 months and caught herpes from a tranny hooker, but it also has been producing state champion wrestlers and professional boxers, go for the wrestling and boxing, avoid McDojos at all cost.

>> No.20119 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

yup, what >>20115 said only i think that you should first start with boxing to learn how to keep your opponent at a distance and then move on to muay thai if you want to get into him for quick elbow blows.
dont know much about grappling but bjj sounds like the thing you should do

>> No.20120 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>20113

Win a professional fight or win a fight you get into outside of sports?

>> No.20121 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>20120
untrained fighter id say, real world



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791788 No.20045 Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Ignore Report Reply

What do you think the best way to shut down an Aikido practitioner is?

Box the guy? Put him to the ground? Pull guard?

Related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLqovX4G8Z0
The Aikido dude seemed a bit lost when he entered the guard. Seemed like he wanted to powerbomb the guy to get out.

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>> No.20086 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

Just don't grab his wrist and you're golden.

>> No.20089 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

Avoid clench fighting them and just shoot the legs.

>> No.20102 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>20046

I like where the Aikido guy tries to karate chop with no setup.

>> No.20104 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

The MMA guy looked like he wasn't very good at all. I took Aikido before in my weeaboo days, and I must say it was pure fail. I was introduced to MMA by a friend who used it to kick my ass when I claimed Aikido was strong. The way most Aikidoka stand offers no defense against leg kicks. Just chop away, mix it up with some punches, they'll be overwhelmed soon enough then you can just let loose with whatever you want. If you're at all a decent wrestler or BJJ guy there's no way an Aikidoka will be able to hang with you on the ground, I have no idea how he ended up getting that armbar.

>> No.20112 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>20104

well that may be because you don't need to be an expert on the ground to know how to put somebody in an arm bar

Also, lol at getting arm barred by a guy with one arm haha



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DUMP MODE COMMENCE

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>>20095

Someone who ... likes .... Koscheck!?

I don't think my brain can cope with this.

>> No.20097 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>20096
might want to get that checked imentiu : P

then again you're always supporting you're fellow brits haha

>> No.20099 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>20091

Koscheck will probably try to box thinking he's fighting a shorter Anthony Johnson. I hope he takes Daley down early and shows off his Camarillo brown belt after some nasty GnP because if he doesn't he will likely get knocked out.

>> No.20109 Ban Global Ban Report

>>20097

Well, there is that part of nationalism yes ...

But mostly I just really really dislike Koscheck. The fraggle haired cunt.

>> No.20111 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>20109

lol just because somebody is a curly headed fuck doesn't mean you should hate on them hahaha, rather make fun of them as the majority of these shoops do.



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67799 No.19216 Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Ignore Report Reply

"Dan Hardy? Isn't that the guy from WWE? What's he doing fighting George St. Pierre?"

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You stupid fuck. Dan Hardy isn't from the wwe. The "Hardy Boyz" are Jeff and Matt Hardy.

>> No.20038 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

wwe is the best mma

>> No.20052 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report
>You stupid fuck. Dan Hardy isn't from the wwe. The "Hardy Boyz" are Jeff and Matt Hardy.
>> No.20072 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>20035
gb2 /wooo/

>> No.20098 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>20035

sigh. back to /woo/ with your faggotry and underage bullshit.



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155211 No.19991 Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Ignore Report Reply

Who wins?

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>> No.20050 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>20049
Good man.

>> No.20053 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>20034

Ultimate Surrender is fucking hot

>> No.20067 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>20053
Sometimes. Other times it's just quality combat entertainment and it distracts from all the tits and puss. Plus a bunch of the chicks are all manly. The lesbo work over at the end of the fights is usually pretty cool though.

On topic. Carly would kick that bitches ass if she wanted.

>> No.20069 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>20067

Wait what? Isn't ultimate surrender that wrestling shit you can find clips of on youtube that always ends with the winner raping the loser at full force in her vagina, anus and mouth using a strap on? Because that's what I'm talking about. No manly chicks there.

>> No.20090 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

Ultimate Surrender is definitely lesbo oriented, but still i mean one chick dominating another is still pretty hot. especially the forced strapon action after the fight.



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57137 No.20079 Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Ignore Report Reply
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> No.20080 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

fuck, how do i delete? meant to go in funny shoop thread.



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