>brown county

BWHAHAHA. Also, OP's "son" is a faggot

>>10627

i'm glad your kid is dead.
bad troll is bad.

>>10820

LOL the dog like

ate that hand and then is pooping it out

XDXD

>>10591
I hear you sister. It wasn't 4 months ago that I almost lost both my sons to this disgrace of a drug culture. I almost couldn't believe it when I saw it. Apparently they threw a "Jenkem Jam" when my husband went out for dinner on a Friday night. When we got home they were passed out on the floor, and so were a couple of their friends. The other kids must have panicked and left high off their asses because the door was still open.

We rushed them to the hospital and they were stabilized about 10 minutes later. No permanent brain damage, but it got me wondering. I rummaged through their facebooks and found all the little brats that did it with them. There were 14 if I remember, and they all planned this in advance so they could, in my sons' words, "BYOB" (Bring Your Own Brown). Luckily their hiding place in the attic was also mentioned, and I was able to pour out 4 bottles worth.

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i can never tell if the threads on this board are jokes or not

Good to hear it, OP. That's the great thing about dancing with Big Brown, the trip never goes bad like it can with LSD or designer drugs. You always have that feeling of well-being- it feels like you have finally come home after being away for a long time.

I have always said that drugs, MDMA and jenkem in particular, have a great deal of therapeutic value. Too many people just think it's a dirty way to get high, but they are missing the point. It's possible that the jenk can really help overcome personal issues when used properly. I only wish more people would stop being embarrassed and stop making stupid jokes and come forward and advocate the responsible use of jenkem like you have. I applaud you, sir.

>>10833
I second that. Thanks OP for your wonderful words of inspiration.

Jenkem is truly a marvelous drug. I firmly believe it was given to us by God so that we may come to know His wondrous love.

I've never hallucinated, wish I was though, I'd speak to my dead granddad who died of cancer.

Though when took my first huff, it felt like I could remember every person I'd ever met, and I spent half an hour figuring out how many of them I loved to pieces (even though most of them were random strangers). Looking back I was probably just remembering people who didn't exist, but regardless that was the life I remembered and the life I had until I fell asleep grinning like a fool.

OP here, I'm so happy to see other people have experienced its therapeutic effects. Like I said, it pulled me out of a huge rut. For all of you that haven't hallucinated a loved one, or any person in particular, I'm sure you will at some point. It may just be a matter of what's on your mind at the time. I'll add another pleasing cat picture just because I'm all warm inside. I found it on another board and it just made me DAAWWww.

>>10765

need a cleaner high res thx

>>10766
dude it's jenkem

bump

so your blaming Obama.....wow might wanna stop HUFFING now before its too late

Yes - Obama is vehemently anti-Jenkem. If you read some of his writings from his pre-politics days, he discusses hanging out at "Jenkem jams" in college, where all the cool kids would get blown out of their minds on jenk then listen to punk rock and have orgies. He contracted syphilis once at one of these from a Mexican puhta with a head shaped like a fist. His penis still bears the scar of a chancre, and he's very self-conscious about it.

So now it appears that Obama is attempting to exercise his personal jenkem demons through a maniacal crusade to destroy anyone who attempts to circumvent his official policy of existence denial.

>>10822

lawd.

poo sniffing is so controversial.

>This neurochemical action is almost identical to that of a combination of LSD and heroin.

Perfect description, jenked a couple hours earlier, so bomb.

>>10663

>Some kids inhale lighter fluid wich is butane, octane or somethane

>Fixed

Dude gtfo and stop trying to troll are /jenk/ it's fucking annoying. Everyone knows you can only get high from the gas. You should actually try it before trying to make threads you think will be so fucking funny when actually you know SHIT about /jenk/ing.

Gtfo Faggot.

>>10805

>when actually you know SHIT about /jenk/ing.
>SHIT

Lets just disregard that methane is flammable and that using a lighter near the bong could blow your shit up (literally).

>>10790

that is the most horrible thing i could ever think of putting in my bong and it made me cringe just thinking about it because if i took one of those hits while on acid without realizing it i would never smoke again i would be fucking dramatized from that shit for at leat a few years.

>i would never smoke again i would be fucking dramatized from that shit for at leat a few years.

>I would be fucking dramatized

i get so high when i jenk i don't need any other drugs to intensify it

>>10808
im actually laughing so hard im wheezing
rough diet this week and now my throat is sore from the byproduct

DICKS EVERYWHERE

>>10512

>Hmm, these two items kinda make me skeptical.

For a good review article on Tesla vapor accretion in sub-dural neomastysis following rhomboidal mastication, see:

Singh, J. T. & Van Stromborg, S. S. (2006). Synchrestitic neomastysis, riboflavoric junction sites, and the impact on neo-cortical gyri. Journal of Cortical Pharmacology and Neurology, 76 (4), 232-257.

>>10512

Also, remember that EVERYTHING ends up in the sewer, including a variety of chemicals (pesticides, household cleaning products, laundry detergent, etc.) that prevent jenkem fermentation. This is why you can't just get wasted on sewer gas. You have to collect "clean" samples to start the process.

Why don't you just try it yourself and see. There are several posts on /jenk/ that provide simple, detailed instructions. Then come back and tell everyone what you found.

>>10463
Medical Graduate student here.

The effects of Jenk are a result of numerous chemicals found in Jenkem gas, the most powerful of them all is named Jenkane.
Howevber due to the nature of this drug and due to it being new there aren't too many studies out there.

>>10463
Fascinating stuff. That makes sense, as I've always found the jenkem high to be like some combination of the very best opiate you've ever had combined with the very best hallucinogen. Just a powerful, exhilarating euphoria with no after effects.

I wish I could obtain this without having to ferment my shit....because I am not willing to do this. Especially since I am married and Live in a condo

>>10815

What significance does your post have that might inspire anyone to try or reject jenkem? You offer no information or reason to even consider trying jenk

I'm not trying to persuade anyone to try or reject jenkem. I am just amused by the awareness this board brings.

my friend nicole jenkin while readin at a christmas party

this guy is gonna be so jenked!

idk if this is legit

DICKS EVERYWHERE

DICKS EVERYWHERE

Oh man, I would get heated seats in my rig so I could brew it even nastier.

quality thread

my dad was a trucker, and he used to always bring along one of his old college buddies when he had a really long trip. when i'd ask him why, all he'd say was that their shit was really compatible and made for some sweet mixed, nasty sewage jenk.

I thought it was common knowledge that truckers used their CBs primarily for jenk sharing

whats jenkin

Preachin' to the choir, brosef.

totes mcgotes. only thing that sucks is that aftertaste. makes me jones for it some more amirite?