You motherfuckers are all going to die.I swear to god i will, with the help of the authorities, find out who each and everyone of you are.My son, Christopher (picture included), was just rushed to the hospital with breathing problems after i found him passed out in his bedroom. His laptop was on this page and there was a masonjar on his desk. I have already contacted the brown county sheriffs department and they, in turn, referred me to their cyber crime division.They are working on contacting the administrator of this site to get logs of this discussion to beused in court.You motherfuckers hurt my baby and i swear to god i will hunt youall down like the fucking pigs you are and kill you all slowly.You better pray that they manage to save his life because if he dies, you are all going to hell courtesy of my hands. The owner of this site will have no course of action but to comply with the investigation, lest he be charged as well. You will be hearingfrom the local law enforcement agency where ever you scumbags live, you better fucking pray that they are the only ones who find you.
>brown countyBWHAHAHA. Also, OP's "son" is a faggot
>brown county
BWHAHAHA. Also, OP's "son" is a faggot
>>10627
i'm glad your kid is dead.bad troll is bad.
>>10820LOL the dog likeate that hand and then is pooping it outXDXD
>>10820
LOL the dog like
ate that hand and then is pooping it out
XDXD
>>10591I hear you sister. It wasn't 4 months ago that I almost lost both my sons to this disgrace of a drug culture. I almost couldn't believe it when I saw it. Apparently they threw a "Jenkem Jam" when my husband went out for dinner on a Friday night. When we got home they were passed out on the floor, and so were a couple of their friends. The other kids must have panicked and left high off their asses because the door was still open. We rushed them to the hospital and they were stabilized about 10 minutes later. No permanent brain damage, but it got me wondering. I rummaged through their facebooks and found all the little brats that did it with them. There were 14 if I remember, and they all planned this in advance so they could, in my sons' words, "BYOB" (Bring Your Own Brown). Luckily their hiding place in the attic was also mentioned, and I was able to pour out 4 bottles worth. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>10591I hear you sister. It wasn't 4 months ago that I almost lost both my sons to this disgrace of a drug culture. I almost couldn't believe it when I saw it. Apparently they threw a "Jenkem Jam" when my husband went out for dinner on a Friday night. When we got home they were passed out on the floor, and so were a couple of their friends. The other kids must have panicked and left high off their asses because the door was still open.
We rushed them to the hospital and they were stabilized about 10 minutes later. No permanent brain damage, but it got me wondering. I rummaged through their facebooks and found all the little brats that did it with them. There were 14 if I remember, and they all planned this in advance so they could, in my sons' words, "BYOB" (Bring Your Own Brown). Luckily their hiding place in the attic was also mentioned, and I was able to pour out 4 bottles worth.
/jenk/ I want to get serious here for a moment. How many of you have actually had your lives changed for the better because of jenkem? I'll start.2 years and 3 months ago my mom and dad went out Saturday night for date night (I was 16). I spent a good 30 minutes yelling at them before they left because I didn't want the next door neighbor to sit me while they were gone. Honestly, I was hoping to have the house to myself so I could get high with a girl I liked and get laid. They of course said no, said they'd be back around 11-12 and left pissed. I spent the next few hours playing video games while my neighbor watched Saturday night football and one of the Godfather movies. Around 12:30 we got a call from the police, saying they got into a wreck. My mom and dad were both in critical condition and on the way to the hospital. My neighbor and I drove as quickly as we could, got to the hospital, and ran inside just as my mom and dad were being carted out of the emergency room. When I asked if they were okay the doctor just looked at me and shook his head. We had the funeral two weeks later. I couldn't stop crying. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
/jenk/ I want to get serious here for a moment. How many of you have actually had your lives changed for the better because of jenkem? I'll start.
2 years and 3 months ago my mom and dad went out Saturday night for date night (I was 16). I spent a good 30 minutes yelling at them before they left because I didn't want the next door neighbor to sit me while they were gone. Honestly, I was hoping to have the house to myself so I could get high with a girl I liked and get laid. They of course said no, said they'd be back around 11-12 and left pissed. I spent the next few hours playing video games while my neighbor watched Saturday night football and one of the Godfather movies. Around 12:30 we got a call from the police, saying they got into a wreck. My mom and dad were both in critical condition and on the way to the hospital. My neighbor and I drove as quickly as we could, got to the hospital, and ran inside just as my mom and dad were being carted out of the emergency room. When I asked if they were okay the doctor just looked at me and shook his head. We had the funeral two weeks later. I couldn't stop crying.
i can never tell if the threads on this board are jokes or not
Good to hear it, OP. That's the great thing about dancing with Big Brown, the trip never goes bad like it can with LSD or designer drugs. You always have that feeling of well-being- it feels like you have finally come home after being away for a long time.I have always said that drugs, MDMA and jenkem in particular, have a great deal of therapeutic value. Too many people just think it's a dirty way to get high, but they are missing the point. It's possible that the jenk can really help overcome personal issues when used properly. I only wish more people would stop being embarrassed and stop making stupid jokes and come forward and advocate the responsible use of jenkem like you have. I applaud you, sir.
Good to hear it, OP. That's the great thing about dancing with Big Brown, the trip never goes bad like it can with LSD or designer drugs. You always have that feeling of well-being- it feels like you have finally come home after being away for a long time.
I have always said that drugs, MDMA and jenkem in particular, have a great deal of therapeutic value. Too many people just think it's a dirty way to get high, but they are missing the point. It's possible that the jenk can really help overcome personal issues when used properly. I only wish more people would stop being embarrassed and stop making stupid jokes and come forward and advocate the responsible use of jenkem like you have. I applaud you, sir.
>>10833I second that. Thanks OP for your wonderful words of inspiration.Jenkem is truly a marvelous drug. I firmly believe it was given to us by God so that we may come to know His wondrous love.
>>10833I second that. Thanks OP for your wonderful words of inspiration.
Jenkem is truly a marvelous drug. I firmly believe it was given to us by God so that we may come to know His wondrous love.
I've never hallucinated, wish I was though, I'd speak to my dead granddad who died of cancer.Though when took my first huff, it felt like I could remember every person I'd ever met, and I spent half an hour figuring out how many of them I loved to pieces (even though most of them were random strangers). Looking back I was probably just remembering people who didn't exist, but regardless that was the life I remembered and the life I had until I fell asleep grinning like a fool.
I've never hallucinated, wish I was though, I'd speak to my dead granddad who died of cancer.
Though when took my first huff, it felt like I could remember every person I'd ever met, and I spent half an hour figuring out how many of them I loved to pieces (even though most of them were random strangers). Looking back I was probably just remembering people who didn't exist, but regardless that was the life I remembered and the life I had until I fell asleep grinning like a fool.
OP here, I'm so happy to see other people have experienced its therapeutic effects. Like I said, it pulled me out of a huge rut. For all of you that haven't hallucinated a loved one, or any person in particular, I'm sure you will at some point. It may just be a matter of what's on your mind at the time. I'll add another pleasing cat picture just because I'm all warm inside. I found it on another board and it just made me DAAWWww.
Hei leroy /jenk/ems,Looking for the highest resolution possible of this image. Thankyou. >:3
Hei leroy /jenk/ems,
Looking for the highest resolution possible of this image. Thankyou. >:3
>>10765need a cleaner high res thx
>>10765
need a cleaner high res thx
>>10766dude it's jenkem
bump
I'm not trying to get anyone to rage here, but how exactly does jenk interact with your brain to make you trip and see dead people.JENK IS REELBut what makes it so?
so your blaming Obama.....wow might wanna stop HUFFING now before its too late
Yes - Obama is vehemently anti-Jenkem. If you read some of his writings from his pre-politics days, he discusses hanging out at "Jenkem jams" in college, where all the cool kids would get blown out of their minds on jenk then listen to punk rock and have orgies. He contracted syphilis once at one of these from a Mexican puhta with a head shaped like a fist. His penis still bears the scar of a chancre, and he's very self-conscious about it. So now it appears that Obama is attempting to exercise his personal jenkem demons through a maniacal crusade to destroy anyone who attempts to circumvent his official policy of existence denial.
Yes - Obama is vehemently anti-Jenkem. If you read some of his writings from his pre-politics days, he discusses hanging out at "Jenkem jams" in college, where all the cool kids would get blown out of their minds on jenk then listen to punk rock and have orgies. He contracted syphilis once at one of these from a Mexican puhta with a head shaped like a fist. His penis still bears the scar of a chancre, and he's very self-conscious about it.
So now it appears that Obama is attempting to exercise his personal jenkem demons through a maniacal crusade to destroy anyone who attempts to circumvent his official policy of existence denial.
>>10822lawd. poo sniffing is so controversial.
>>10822
lawd.
poo sniffing is so controversial.
>This neurochemical action is almost identical to that of a combination of LSD and heroin. Perfect description, jenked a couple hours earlier, so bomb.
>This neurochemical action is almost identical to that of a combination of LSD and heroin.
Perfect description, jenked a couple hours earlier, so bomb.
>>10663>Some kids inhale lighter fluid wich is butane, octane or somethane>Fixed
>>10663
>Some kids inhale lighter fluid wich is butane, octane or somethane
>Fixed
ive found that eating poop fresh gets you almost as fucked up as huffing jenkem shit gas. its not as potent but you dont have to wait around. plus it doesnt taste any worse than fermented jenk so its not like its really bad. plus if you eat enough (like a whole dump is what i do) then you get just as messed up.
Dude gtfo and stop trying to troll are /jenk/ it's fucking annoying. Everyone knows you can only get high from the gas. You should actually try it before trying to make threads you think will be so fucking funny when actually you know SHIT about /jenk/ing.Gtfo Faggot.
Dude gtfo and stop trying to troll are /jenk/ it's fucking annoying. Everyone knows you can only get high from the gas. You should actually try it before trying to make threads you think will be so fucking funny when actually you know SHIT about /jenk/ing.
Gtfo Faggot.
>>10805>when actually you know SHIT about /jenk/ing.>SHIT
>>10805
>when actually you know SHIT about /jenk/ing.>SHIT
I wasn't really sure where i should put this; but here is better than nothing. Would this contraption work or would the jenkem not have time to ferment properly?PS How many of you like to smoke weed with your jenkem?
I wasn't really sure where i should put this; but here is better than nothing. Would this contraption work or would the jenkem not have time to ferment properly?
PS How many of you like to smoke weed with your jenkem?
Lets just disregard that methane is flammable and that using a lighter near the bong could blow your shit up (literally).
>>10790that is the most horrible thing i could ever think of putting in my bong and it made me cringe just thinking about it because if i took one of those hits while on acid without realizing it i would never smoke again i would be fucking dramatized from that shit for at leat a few years.>i would never smoke again i would be fucking dramatized from that shit for at leat a few years.>I would be fucking dramatized
>>10790
that is the most horrible thing i could ever think of putting in my bong and it made me cringe just thinking about it because if i took one of those hits while on acid without realizing it i would never smoke again i would be fucking dramatized from that shit for at leat a few years.
>i would never smoke again i would be fucking dramatized from that shit for at leat a few years.
>I would be fucking dramatized
i get so high when i jenk i don't need any other drugs to intensify it
>>10808im actually laughing so hard im wheezingrough diet this week and now my throat is sore from the byproduct
DICKS EVERYWHERE
Whats the active chemical in jenkem that gets you high?
>>10512 >Hmm, these two items kinda make me skeptical.For a good review article on Tesla vapor accretion in sub-dural neomastysis following rhomboidal mastication, see:Singh, J. T. & Van Stromborg, S. S. (2006). Synchrestitic neomastysis, riboflavoric junction sites, and the impact on neo-cortical gyri. Journal of Cortical Pharmacology and Neurology, 76 (4), 232-257.
>>10512
>Hmm, these two items kinda make me skeptical.
For a good review article on Tesla vapor accretion in sub-dural neomastysis following rhomboidal mastication, see:
Singh, J. T. & Van Stromborg, S. S. (2006). Synchrestitic neomastysis, riboflavoric junction sites, and the impact on neo-cortical gyri. Journal of Cortical Pharmacology and Neurology, 76 (4), 232-257.
>>10512 Also, remember that EVERYTHING ends up in the sewer, including a variety of chemicals (pesticides, household cleaning products, laundry detergent, etc.) that prevent jenkem fermentation. This is why you can't just get wasted on sewer gas. You have to collect "clean" samples to start the process.Why don't you just try it yourself and see. There are several posts on /jenk/ that provide simple, detailed instructions. Then come back and tell everyone what you found.
Also, remember that EVERYTHING ends up in the sewer, including a variety of chemicals (pesticides, household cleaning products, laundry detergent, etc.) that prevent jenkem fermentation. This is why you can't just get wasted on sewer gas. You have to collect "clean" samples to start the process.
Why don't you just try it yourself and see. There are several posts on /jenk/ that provide simple, detailed instructions. Then come back and tell everyone what you found.
>>10463Medical Graduate student here.The effects of Jenk are a result of numerous chemicals found in Jenkem gas, the most powerful of them all is named Jenkane.Howevber due to the nature of this drug and due to it being new there aren't too many studies out there.
>>10463Medical Graduate student here.
The effects of Jenk are a result of numerous chemicals found in Jenkem gas, the most powerful of them all is named Jenkane.Howevber due to the nature of this drug and due to it being new there aren't too many studies out there.
>>10463Fascinating stuff. That makes sense, as I've always found the jenkem high to be like some combination of the very best opiate you've ever had combined with the very best hallucinogen. Just a powerful, exhilarating euphoria with no after effects.
I wish I could obtain this without having to ferment my shit....because I am not willing to do this. Especially since I am married and Live in a condo
I cannot tell if this jenkem phenomena is real or not. However, I am sure that there are some people somewhere reading this and inspiring them to act, either against the jenkem... or for the jenkem... with their own jenkem.and this pleases me greatly.
I cannot tell if this jenkem phenomena is real or not. However, I am sure that there are some people somewhere reading this and inspiring them to act, either against the jenkem... or for the jenkem... with their own jenkem.
and this pleases me greatly.
>>10815What significance does your post have that might inspire anyone to try or reject jenkem? You offer no information or reason to even consider trying jenk
>>10815
What significance does your post have that might inspire anyone to try or reject jenkem? You offer no information or reason to even consider trying jenk
I'm not trying to persuade anyone to try or reject jenkem. I am just amused by the awareness this board brings.
Pics of people doing jenk? pic unrelated.
my friend nicole jenkin while readin at a christmas party
this guy is gonna be so jenked!
idk if this is legit
I've heard stories of long haul truckers wearing diapers and defecating at the start of their route so when they stop they have a nice steaming load of booty stew jenkem. what are your thoughts on this?
Oh man, I would get heated seats in my rig so I could brew it even nastier.
quality threadmy dad was a trucker, and he used to always bring along one of his old college buddies when he had a really long trip. when i'd ask him why, all he'd say was that their shit was really compatible and made for some sweet mixed, nasty sewage jenk.
quality thread
my dad was a trucker, and he used to always bring along one of his old college buddies when he had a really long trip. when i'd ask him why, all he'd say was that their shit was really compatible and made for some sweet mixed, nasty sewage jenk.
I thought it was common knowledge that truckers used their CBs primarily for jenk sharing
whats jenkin
THIS BOARD IS FULL OF TROLLS.JENKEM IS FAKE.
Dude guys, me and all my friends just got done toking off of our jenk bong and dude we are fried now! Seriously guys jenk is legit don't listen to all the trolls and faggots that say it doesn't work its like weed on roids brahs.
Preachin' to the choir, brosef.
totes mcgotes. only thing that sucks is that aftertaste. makes me jones for it some more amirite?