jenk isn't real
you are not real
I am very high off some lovely butthash! I just bought this quality jenk from my fat friend its awesome stuff.Pic related: Me after one huff
I am very high off some lovely butthash! I just bought this quality jenk from my fat friend its awesome stuff.
Pic related: Me after one huff
you bought yor fat friend's poop
/jenk/ I want to get serious here for a moment. How many of you have actually had your lives changed for the better because of jenkem? I'll start.2 years and 3 months ago my mom and dad went out Saturday night for date night (I was 16). I spent a good 30 minutes yelling at them before they left because I didn't want the next door neighbor to sit me while they were gone. Honestly, I was hoping to have the house to myself so I could get high with a girl I liked and get laid. They of course said no, said they'd be back around 11-12 and left pissed. I spent the next few hours playing video games while my neighbor watched Saturday night football and one of the Godfather movies. Around 12:30 we got a call from the police, saying they got into a wreck. My mom and dad were both in critical condition and on the way to the hospital. My neighbor and I drove as quickly as we could, got to the hospital, and ran inside just as my mom and dad were being carted out of the emergency room. When I asked if they were okay the doctor just looked at me and shook his head. We had the funeral two weeks later. I couldn't stop crying. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
/jenk/ I want to get serious here for a moment. How many of you have actually had your lives changed for the better because of jenkem? I'll start.
2 years and 3 months ago my mom and dad went out Saturday night for date night (I was 16). I spent a good 30 minutes yelling at them before they left because I didn't want the next door neighbor to sit me while they were gone. Honestly, I was hoping to have the house to myself so I could get high with a girl I liked and get laid. They of course said no, said they'd be back around 11-12 and left pissed. I spent the next few hours playing video games while my neighbor watched Saturday night football and one of the Godfather movies. Around 12:30 we got a call from the police, saying they got into a wreck. My mom and dad were both in critical condition and on the way to the hospital. My neighbor and I drove as quickly as we could, got to the hospital, and ran inside just as my mom and dad were being carted out of the emergency room. When I asked if they were okay the doctor just looked at me and shook his head. We had the funeral two weeks later. I couldn't stop crying.
>>10920That's an absolutely stunning ass.
>>10920
That's an absolutely stunning ass.
>>10940i'd like to huff her excreted shit, know what i'm sayin?
I guess you had some "shitty moments" with your parents.TEE HEE
I guess you had some "shitty moments" with your parents.
TEE HEE
>>10918He obviously meant 2-3 years ago. No one likes your troll comments, please get off our lovely board.
you had a sitter when you were 16?wow
so i decided to eat nothing but durian, i love durian. then i drank guava juice. i changed my diet up, then i gathered my scat, collected some piss. then i let it ferment. after i jenked up in my basement. you guys should try it i felt it for a good day,
DICKS EVERYWHERE
fuck im hungry now
>my face after i jenked for the first time
>>11945I'd doubt this is a troll. What he is doing is basically a variation on a relatively new strain called Tropical Shitstorm. The main difference is that he is omitting the consumption of coconut milk, which I imagine would allow it to pass more solidly.
really? i mean im not knocken it but really?
I don't know op, but where'd you get that pic?I've had reoccurring dreams of a person very similar looking... like, scarily similar looking.
I don't know op, but where'd you get that pic?
I've had reoccurring dreams of a person very similar looking... like, scarily similar looking.
>>11939holy crap. are you serious? really?if not troll, go to this website man. holy shit.http://www.thisman.org/history.htm
>>11939
holy crap. are you serious? really?if not troll, go to this website man. holy shit.
http://www.thisman.org/history.htm
dude me too!
op here for real, the comment above has the site i got it at i was freaked the fuck out too also pic not my oc but found it thought it was fucked peace
op here for real, the comment above has the site i got it at i was freaked the fuck out too
also pic not my oc but found it thought it was fucked peace
>>11958this is a marketing scam lol
Jenkem is NO JOKE! I went to a “butthash” party with some co-workers after work one night and this dude Toby pulls out a 2 liter of “ice tea” and said he needed something to take the edge off. At first I told them to f-off no way I was doing that sick stuff. After a few beers though I gave in and took a huge rip off this balloon and within 12-15 seconds I was stoned to the bone. I started seeing tracers and then it was an all out mystery- I was back in my high school gym playing basketball with Manute Bol and that guy Cody from Step By Step. The high lasted about 30-45 minutes and the taste was no joke. My breath tasted like stale farts and no matter what I drank it tasted like a foamy, dry piss with a hint of fart. After a few hours the high was totally gone this guy says he’s got a special blend from the Nelson twins down the road. Apparently the Nelsons are fat ginger kids that eat cabbage and hot dogs and sell their own Jenkem from their treehouse. I took a small hit of the Nelson cocktail and immediately passed out. I came to and I was naked in someone’s closet and had taken a dump in the corner. My breath tasted like butt-piss and for some reason my balls really hurt. I was seeing wierd things like naked boys and men playing air hockey. Then they stop the air hockey and dance to that 99 Red Balloons song. There was a lot of other crazy visions but I can’t remember them all. As the high wore off I felt more and more relaxed and realized what a good thing those Nelson boys had going. The greasy taste of butt isn’t cool but the visuals and euphorics are worth it if you like a good high… POINT IS this is a serious “drug” and be ready when you do it, but then again there’s nothing it. I hope butthashing stays legal for years to come.
Fkuc I am so JENKED RIGHT NO wBUMP WEN JANEKD
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BUMP WEN JANEKD
FEED ME A STRAY CAT
Seriously. I've done it before with a dose of my mates stuff and it was 'alright' at best. My mum was on holiday for three weeks so i made a few balloons and one MASSIVE balloon. Seriously when i took it i can't even remember exhaling and i collapsed and blacked out. My mates think my brain got too much jenk and not enough oxygen.They say im a pussy and can't handle it but to be honest i don't care. I don't want to try it again and i gave them my jars. They're gonna "show me how its done".
Seriously. I've done it before with a dose of my mates stuff and it was 'alright' at best. My mum was on holiday for three weeks so i made a few balloons and one MASSIVE balloon. Seriously when i took it i can't even remember exhaling and i collapsed and blacked out. My mates think my brain got too much jenk and not enough oxygen.
They say im a pussy and can't handle it but to be honest i don't care. I don't want to try it again and i gave them my jars. They're gonna "show me how its done".
Yo, fellow huffers. I thought it's about time we got a BWJ up and running. So let's get this shit rolling.Bump when jenked!
Yo, fellow huffers. I thought it's about time we got a BWJ up and running. So let's get this shit rolling.
Bump when jenked!
>>11940jenk is awesome. dont you dare knock our lovely drug.
>>11940
jenk is awesome. dont you dare knock our lovely drug.
its a hoax.
>>11940JENK I5 RAEL
I hate to say this, but does anyone have a vid of them jenking? I don't want some 3rd world bullshit drugs-are-bad docu-footage.
So /jenk/, what the fuck ever convinced you to try jenkem? I am curious about maybe trying it once just for some giggles and the fact I'm out of weed. What can I expect? How do I do it...? just shit in a bottle of piss and cap it with a balloon? Give me some feed back.
bamp for answers
well it depends what you want man. i think for a first timer just eat 2 burritos WITH CHILLI i cannot stress that enough. then just wash it down with one or two glasses of milk. then just shit in a jar and piss in it and cap it with a baloon. wait till its full up then huff you your hearts content!
well it depends what you want man. i think for a first timer just eat 2 burritos WITH CHILLI i cannot stress that enough. then just wash it down with one or two glasses of milk.
then just shit in a jar and piss in it and cap it with a baloon. wait till its full up then huff you your hearts content!
I like mine with less piss, my mate prefers more. Dunno summin about the piss that makes the actual huff not as nice. I think so anyway.
ITT: Famous jenkers.
arrested for Jenkin'
were does that mark come from, ya think?
>>11928I always knew Glenn Beck rode the brown dragon.
I am not doubting the power of jenk, just the amount of people on here that say they have.Also, is smelling ones fingers after scratching their ass the jenkem equivalent of gummies (or whatever the hell you call rubbing your gums with your powder finger) for coke?
I am not doubting the power of jenk, just the amount of people on here that say they have.
Also, is smelling ones fingers after scratching their ass the jenkem equivalent of gummies (or whatever the hell you call rubbing your gums with your powder finger) for coke?
>Also, is smelling ones fingers after scratching their ass the jenkem equivalentI'm sorry, but LOL
>Also, is smelling ones fingers after scratching their ass the jenkem equivalent
I'm sorry, but LOL
Oh, you do it too.
No OP, its the concentration of the fumes when inhaled that fuck you up. its the oxygen/jenk ratio youre after.
>>11912I'm assuming your image is the only way to convey that feeling?