~-Mods sticky please to leave up for Jenk Users-~Now there are two main types of jenk:1)Your common peanuts and sweetcorn variety jenk.2)The rarer 100$$ pure jenk.Now many people may tell you that the best jenk comes from dealers and pressure you to buy it from them because its "safer". This is complete bull. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
~-Mods sticky please to leave up for Jenk Users-~
Now there are two main types of jenk:
1)Your common peanuts and sweetcorn variety jenk.2)The rarer 100$$ pure jenk.
Now many people may tell you that the best jenk comes from dealers and pressure you to buy it from them because its "safer". This is complete bull.
>>863thats not true i use bags filled with dried horse shit to grow my shrooms. rye isnt as good as horse shit for the strain i grow
>>4523This sounds like a cloud of heaven just waiting for my lungs. I've enjoyed crap from curry, logs from legumes, and poop from peaches before, but I think this recipe sounds like a marvelous high that I need to start cookin'.
>>4523
This sounds like a cloud of heaven just waiting for my lungs. I've enjoyed crap from curry, logs from legumes, and poop from peaches before, but I think this recipe sounds like a marvelous high that I need to start cookin'.
FUCKING NASTY
so i just took a trip to africa on vacation while i was there i saw something new i'v never seen before,jenk chargers.i would have baught a box but i didnt have a charger.
>>4788opps i meant cracker not charger
MEEP MEEP MEEP TROLL DETECTEDJENKEM ISN'T REAL MOTHERFUCKERSONLY AFRICANS HUFF SHITNO AFRICANS HERE Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
MEEP MEEP MEEP TROLL DETECTED
JENKEM ISN'T REAL MOTHERFUCKERS
ONLY AFRICANS HUFF SHIT
NO AFRICANS HERE
>>4779Jenk more
You got some problem with Africans?Fuck you, racist cracka.
You got some problem with Africans?
Fuck you, racist cracka.
It's true that a lot of people here do thing its a troll, and play along with it, but what they don't realise is that people ACTUALLY jenk, myself included.Fucking sage.
It's true that a lot of people here do thing its a troll, and play along with it, but what they don't realise is that people ACTUALLY jenk, myself included.
Fucking sage.
This is what I eat for 1 week straight to make the highest quality jenk I have experienced. Of course your body differs from mine, so potency may differ I'm sure.Breakfast: 2 eggs, grean peas, 1 cobbed cornLunch: Strawberries and Oranges, Vanilla Pudding, RicecakesDinner: Any meat dish with over 3 spices Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
This is what I eat for 1 week straight to make the highest quality jenk I have experienced. Of course your body differs from mine, so potency may differ I'm sure.
Breakfast: 2 eggs, grean peas, 1 cobbed corn
Lunch: Strawberries and Oranges, Vanilla Pudding, Ricecakes
Dinner: Any meat dish with over 3 spices
>>4369Jenk moar lurk moar
>>4369
Jenk moar lurk moar
>>4372>>4369Its like bread and toast, juice and winestfu >>4369
>>4369Wait, you don't huff shit to get high?
Wait, you don't huff shit to get high?
So me and my buddy are planning on jenkin' soon-hows this method look?Day 11.dont shit, hold it all inDay 21.Don't shitDay 3. 1.Take massive shit in jar. (HOW BIG SHOULD THIS JAR BE? ARE WE TALKING LIKE A COIN JAR OR A 2 GAL. JAR?) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
So me and my buddy are planning on jenkin' soon-hows this method look?Day 11.dont shit, hold it all inDay 21.Don't shitDay 3. 1.Take massive shit in jar. (HOW BIG SHOULD THIS JAR BE? ARE WE TALKING LIKE A COIN JAR OR A 2 GAL. JAR?)
>>4351ok i agree runny shit is better, but you gotta admit the point about multiple jars for multiple users is a good one
>>4352I find that eating huge salads and taking acid blockers (i have to for heartburn) gives me some major Hershey squirts. Cheap beer helps too.And for in the summer: nothing ferments the jenk like full sun on a hot day
>>4352
I find that eating huge salads and taking acid blockers (i have to for heartburn) gives me some major Hershey squirts. Cheap beer helps too.
And for in the summer: nothing ferments the jenk like full sun on a hot day
Strawberry turtle jenk?
HOLY SHIT I DID THE NeW JENKEM IDOSER HIGH LIGHT SHIT HAHAHAHHAA ALL SPINNING AND FOLDING DAMN DUDE
About 10 years ago I was at a party with some close friends. We had been smoking marijuana and drinking a bit when one of my friends told me about this cool new drug "jenkem". Of course I was a little skeptical about huffing fecal matter at first but I tried it and I was tripping balls. I started having crazy hallucinations. I told myself I would never do jenkem again, but man was I wrong. After that night my life would never be the same again. It didn't come as a surprise that the next week I was huffing jenk again, this time with another friend in my high school parking lot during lunch. I couldnt concentrate in any of my classes and had to go home early. After a few more weeks of casual jenkem usage I started using jenkem everyday. I got a job at a fast food place in order to pay for my jenkem habit. While I was at work, all I could think about was huffing jenkem when i got back home. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
About 10 years ago I was at a party with some close friends. We had been smoking marijuana and drinking a bit when one of my friends told me about this cool new drug "jenkem". Of course I was a little skeptical about huffing fecal matter at first but I tried it and I was tripping balls. I started having crazy hallucinations. I told myself I would never do jenkem again, but man was I wrong. After that night my life would never be the same again.
It didn't come as a surprise that the next week I was huffing jenk again, this time with another friend in my high school parking lot during lunch. I couldnt concentrate in any of my classes and had to go home early. After a few more weeks of casual jenkem usage I started using jenkem everyday. I got a job at a fast food place in order to pay for my jenkem habit. While I was at work, all I could think about was huffing jenkem when i got back home.
>>4711Yeah too bad it's totally different. The parts about huffing it and people in brazil eating pure fiber wouldn't apply to meth.Know your drugs, jackass.
>paid>prison>infectionOK, 0/10.First of all, jenk is free. Second, it's legal, and third, the methane and bacteria won't get you if you use the Lightbulb Method (put your shit into a lightbulb and before you huff it, burn that baby).
>paid>prison>infection
OK, 0/10.First of all, jenk is free. Second, it's legal, and third, the methane and bacteria won't get you if you use the Lightbulb Method (put your shit into a lightbulb and before you huff it, burn that baby).
Lord, that was funnier than it might have been if I wasn't up for the past 20 hours.
My friends and I have had a lot of time over Summer break and we've found something pretty major...In most cases users use the Zambian method of simply huffing the post-ferm jenk. The problem with doing so is that most of what is inhaled ends up being methane as opposed to what actually gets you high. Many users, as a result, will feel diminished or even no results and a sickness accompanying the trip. My friends and I have found a way to remove the methane and we were not expecting the intenseness of the high that followed. Methane is a gas that is burned at a relatively low temperature and at a lesser temperature than most of the active chemicals in jenk. While outright burning jenk will destroy the methane, it will also destroy the jenk and is thus not a good solution. My dear channers, I introduce the lightbulb jenkum heater. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
My friends and I have had a lot of time over Summer break and we've found something pretty major...
In most cases users use the Zambian method of simply huffing the post-ferm jenk. The problem with doing so is that most of what is inhaled ends up being methane as opposed to what actually gets you high. Many users, as a result, will feel diminished or even no results and a sickness accompanying the trip. My friends and I have found a way to remove the methane and we were not expecting the intenseness of the high that followed.
Methane is a gas that is burned at a relatively low temperature and at a lesser temperature than most of the active chemicals in jenk. While outright burning jenk will destroy the methane, it will also destroy the jenk and is thus not a good solution. My dear channers, I introduce the lightbulb jenkum heater.
just tried it. Goddamn, I got at least ten times as jenked up as I usually do. Shit, I saw my fucking great-grandmother!
>>4539 i was huffing this quality jenk my dealer hooked me up with an hour ago, im still tripping!
awe
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