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16481 No.8304 Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Ignore Report Reply

Hey /howto/,
So tonight's my boyfriends birthday, and I'm looking to do something a little special. I know he likes to be dominated, and in passing has said he would like to be 'used'. How do I go about making sure he's satisfied? Hes not into pain, but likes being tied up. Any suggestions?

>> No.8307 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

is he down for pegging?

>>>/kinky/
>> No.8308 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

OP here.
No, that is a definite no-no. Believe me, I asked. Hes not too verbal, and its a fairly new relationship, so maybe some milder stuff that doesn't involve his butt.

>> No.8312 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

Tie him down and sit on his face. Forced cunilingus might tickle his fancy. And yours!



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55306 No.8305 Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Ignore Report Reply

Things to help me learn basic russian with please?
I know a little here and there and some of the alphabet (both ways) but want to know some more.

>> No.8306 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

learn to speak it before you learn to read it

>> No.8311 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>8306
this

I am attempting the same thing and trying to do both is fucked

speaking it isn't as hard as it looks



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161762 No.8289 Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Ignore Report Reply

How can I get all the benefits of chocolate (specifically, mood changes) without a ton of wax, sugar, or other gastrointestinally undesirable features?

Pic only related abstractly.

>> No.8293 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

name?

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187202

>>8293
temeca raye

i normally don't care for black chicks but she's pretty hot

>> No.8300 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>8289
umm, there's powdered baking cocoa. its super dank and bitter, and i recommend wrapping that shit in a fruit roll up and swallowing whole if you must eat it.
best of luck.

>> No.8310 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>8296

normally, i don't like black girls. but when i do, i always fap to temeca raye. stay horny my friends.



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362083 No.8005 Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Ignore Report Reply

I got redirected here, anyways.
Lets get a guide on how to shoplift going, any tips/tricks that will make it a lot less easier will be helpful.

pic not related.

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>> No.8291 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScO46z6vRn4

I've thought of doing this one especially at Christmas time. Anyone here see any flaws in this that could get me potentially caught.

>> No.8292 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>8291

It seems like it really can't go wrong. I might try that myself.

>> No.8298 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

I dont understand how the panel alarm systems that you have to walk through at store exists work. If I did this would be much, much easier. Can anyone enlighten me? A general store like Walmart would be a good example.

>> No.8299 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>8298
they detect those metal strips on merchandise. some say you can line a bag with foil and it will be undetectable. anyway, the greeters can't stop you from walking out. if you get caught on camera, LP will nab you at the door.

i don't even bother stopping if the alarm goes off. then again i don't steal anything, so its just a waste of time and allows disgusting old women to paw my stuff.

>> No.8309 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>8299

Hmmm... So why wouldn't you just rip those little bar codes off and walk out with the product?



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75253 No.8302 Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Ignore Report Reply

Hello, /howto/.
I don't want to sound like a total noob but I need help.

I know how to screen cap. (I'm on a mac, I know I know i'm a faggot)

But anyways, how do you cap threads where you can zoom on it?

When I try to cap a good funny thread: A.I zoom out too far and you can't see anything

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>> No.8303 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

screengrab firefox addon



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73341 No.8241 Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Ignore Report Reply

Hello friends,

How do I rape a female and get away scot-free?

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>> No.8257 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

also find a victim that you think will be too ashamed to talk or at least too ashamed to go to the hospital soon enough to do a rape kit tho i'd advise doing it at all because you are traumatizing a woman possibly for the rest of her life or at least for a long while just so you can get your nut. just get a hooker and be done with it

>> No.8259 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>8252
and spike the girls drink

>>8257
you pussy

>> No.8268 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>8257
agreed, fuck this troll thread

>> No.8281 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

Only one in six women will actually report a rape. Going through the intimate process of having evidence taken right after being raped is a very hard thing for some people to do. From there, only about 10% of those cases reported to police end in prosecution.

It's not hard to get away with rape unless you get the girl pregnant or something.

>> No.8301 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

just dont rape

actually, rape someone who has raped someone else, i think thats fair.

am i really the only one who has a problem with this thread?



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47605 No.8274 Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Ignore Report Reply

how long do i have to wait before i can take the jewlery out because the jewlery i have feels like the end is gone and i don't want it to fall out

>> No.8297 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

Can't remember but longer than a week and two days. The original stud for just-pierced I think is slightly different from regular studs, larger or something and meant to prevent the hole from closing at all, you could just use a new regular stud probably and it'd be okayish if the current one you have is falling out, don't take my word for it though, google it.



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459434 No.8282 Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Ignore Report Reply

I've never had long hair before, I'd always buzz cut it. I want to know how you guys think I should style it.

Straighten?
Perm?
Thin it out?

No idea what those will do to my hair but should I?

>> No.8294 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

Don't do anything with it, it's not like you have to. If you are absolutely into looking like a scenester faggot, you can straighten it, but I can't relate to that experience.

>> No.8295 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

You should clean up that acne and take this thread to /st/yle



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57574 No.8094 Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Ignore Report Reply

hey /howto/,

I'm going into the second to last year of high school this year and i need to great success (see pic) or i get my ass whipped into line by my parents (read: military school). how do i great success like in the pic so that i get a nice shiny A+ on my report (read: i have no fucking motivation but i want motivation)?

inb4fuck teacher, underageb& etc

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>> No.8113 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

thanks /howto/, i just decided to delete my 360gigs of unwatched anime that i have no way to get back

take that inner procrastinating weaboo!

>> No.8234 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>8099
Great for you...
But I don't want this procrastinator in my armed forces.
I pay my taxes because I want the best trained fighting force in the world, not a glorified get your life together seminar. While I think it's fine that you think it changed your ways or whatever; I would prefer people who have an aptitude for things like shooting or blowing stuff up. Not psychopaths, mind you, just the best people for the job...
How are we supposed to become the most feared nation on earth if we don't have a bunch of scary ass guys willing to scare the crap out of every else for us?

>> No.8237 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

>>8234
the military has the same kinds of people as the civilian world: average joes, good-for-nothings, nerds, sociopaths, leeches, honorable professionals, ass kissers, rapists, and so on. the overhwleming majority of the positions in the military don't involve "shooting or blowing stuff up."

basically, you don't know anything the military.

>> No.8271 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

You may be destined to flunk most egregiously. Just do it, orrrr don't.

>> No.8290 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

If you're too lazy to study or do your work, then you need to get yourself a tutor.

You can go over concepts that you don't understand and, most importantly, they sit there and watch you until you're done with your homework so they can go over the mistakes you made.

Plus, if you get a legit tutor, he/she will be pretty fucking expensive. If you need motivation then you'll definitely be motivated to get your money's worth when you're working with your tutor.



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62458 No.8219 Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Ignore Report Reply

hey, im looking at building a tunnel on my farm for a paintball range. How do i start and what and how do i set up buttresses?

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>> No.8223 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

op here, probably the depth so that the top is about the depth of an average person standing. hope to have the diameter wide enough to allow someone to stand, even if a bit cramped over.

>> No.8224 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

If Charlie and the dinks could build tunnels back in 'Nam, SO CAN YOU!

>> No.8226 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

How you go about it depends entirely on the ground where you are.

You'll need to worry about things like drainage just as much as preventing collapse. The best universal solution isn't to tunnel at all. Instead, dig a pit, install a sump and drain system, build a reinforced structure to support the overburden, and cover it all up.

>> No.8265 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

bump

>> No.8284 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

how do i seal the walls so that there is a decently solid barrier between the ground and the inside so that it doesn't collapse or erode



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15988 No.8276 Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Ignore Report Reply

How do I get a girlfriend.

>> No.8279 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

"Would you like to have coffee/dinner sometime?"

>> No.8280 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

rape

>> No.8283 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

here's my latest success story. i was at work, she was at the door, leaving after picking up her paycheck.

me: would you like to grab some coffee tonight?
her: coffee? (perplexed look) i can't tonight, how about tomorow night?
me: [sure, great, something like that]

i called her the next day to get the time and place straight, discussed nothing else, and hung up. we're not bf/gf yet, she may just end up a fwb, but the point is the same: this isn't rocket science.

>> No.8286 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

I've learned the slow/hard way something that now seems obvious, but I did miss for the longest time.
Don't approach as if you want to be friends with her. Don't be a douche about it but also don't hide/wash-over your intentions. You're approaching her because you'd like to date. Make that apparent.
Once you get into a "friend" zone with a girl, unless she herself wants you, it's significantly harder to move into a tighter relationship.



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694686 No.8184 Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Ignore Report Reply

This wasn't written by me, I downloaded it from somewhere ages ago, I take no credit for it, but I'm dumping it here so whenever someone asks about posting stuff y'all can be like "yo head to /howto/ u fucken tard" feel free to ask questions/post suggestions, would be nice if this didn't get lost.

Here are some of the USPS's favorite things to look for. Yes, they apply to so many packages that they amount to an ability to arbitrarily detain most packages in violation of the 4th Amendment, but the courts have upheld them. All of these are official USPS criteria.

1) Package addressed from one individual to another individual: You probably don't plan on putting your own name and address as the return address. Whatever return address you do use should appear to be a business, not an individual. Something like "invoice enclosed" would probably help the illusion.

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>> No.8195 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

very interesting

>> No.8220 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

Very VERY interesting, thanks for that.

>> No.8230 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

First class mail cannot be opened by the USPS without a warrant; case in point, this is a stupid fucking post.

>> No.8249 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report
>this is a stupid fucking post.

I completly disagree, particularly in regard to the information about what to do if they do open a package and try to deliver it.

I would infact rate this post as extremely useful and relevant to the interests of many people on this board.

Sage to prevent unneeded bump.

>> No.8270 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report

Unrelated, but Siouxsie, that is a picture of where I go to smoke right there. The big model sun out near York College? Fuckin' yeah. I even remember that trolley, me and the bros used to ride that thing. I'm that guy from the /law/thread again.



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