Im about to move out of my parents house for college and i want to not work. What governmental programs can i exploit to get free money like welfare and unemployment and where would i start?
>>6970>What governmental programs can i exploit to get free money like welfare and unemployment and where would i start?really means>How can I mooch off of you because I don't want to get up off my ass? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>What governmental programs can i exploit to get free money like welfare and unemployment and where would i start?
really means
>How can I mooch off of you because I don't want to get up off my ass?
get food stamps nigga. its like if you work like 20 hours a week and are in school and not living with your rents you qualify.
Ok this has/is seriously really fucking up my life, /howto/ stop Procrastination, Im Procrastinating "Everything", Phone calls, Going out for a errand, Bathroom visits, House chores, Appointments, Always need to run to the buss, Eating, Movie watching (for instance i can have a movie on my computer for months before i find the right "time" to watch it, Reading and ofc studies, i can probably mention a few more but you get the idea
Ok this has/is seriously really fucking up my life, /howto/ stop Procrastination,
Im Procrastinating "Everything", Phone calls, Going out for a errand, Bathroom visits, House chores, Appointments, Always need to run to the buss, Eating, Movie watching (for instance i can have a movie on my computer for months before i find the right "time" to watch it, Reading and ofc studies, i can probably mention a few more but you get the idea
>>6913This, really, I have my share of friends and everything, but when I met this one girl even though we weren't romantically involved, she gave me motivation to do everything, even completely unrelated things.
Based on the last few posts I think I have to agree. I'm in a similar position where it feels like my whole life is going to be full of frustration, because for all the talents and skills and ambition that I have, motivation is a major weakness.I think surrounding yourself with people that are motivated would have huge positive effects on your own motivation. If you do this and it works please tell me, so eventually I might try it too :P
Based on the last few posts I think I have to agree. I'm in a similar position where it feels like my whole life is going to be full of frustration, because for all the talents and skills and ambition that I have, motivation is a major weakness.
I think surrounding yourself with people that are motivated would have huge positive effects on your own motivation. If you do this and it works please tell me, so eventually I might try it too :P
OP, I had problems with procrastination. I don't know if this will help you too, but it's worth a shot.Maybe you just don't like the feeling of HAVING to do something, (i.e. being FORCED to do it) so you subconsciously protest by avoiding it or at least postponing it until you have no choice but to do it. The thing is you DON'T have to do ANYTHING. You CHOOSE what to do.
OP, I had problems with procrastination. I don't know if this will help you too, but it's worth a shot.
Maybe you just don't like the feeling of HAVING to do something, (i.e. being FORCED to do it) so you subconsciously protest by avoiding it or at least postponing it until you have no choice but to do it. The thing is you DON'T have to do ANYTHING. You CHOOSE what to do.
OP, join the military. that'll straighten you out.
I procrastinate all the time OP. I even put off going to the gym 3 times a week.The thing that helps me get off my ass is fapping. Seriously, you should try it, whenever I feel like "oh I should go to the gym already or they'll close it again... let's wait another 5 minutes..." I just drop my pants, fap quickly and afterwards feel so shitty about myself that I just HAVE TO do something productive.
I procrastinate all the time OP. I even put off going to the gym 3 times a week.
The thing that helps me get off my ass is fapping. Seriously, you should try it, whenever I feel like "oh I should go to the gym already or they'll close it again... let's wait another 5 minutes..." I just drop my pants, fap quickly and afterwards feel so shitty about myself that I just HAVE TO do something productive.
I'm a contact juggler. I need you to tell me how to use this skill to make money. I already street perform, $10 for 3 hours of standing around juggling doesn't feel worth it. How do I get gigs and stuff?
>>6940took me 3 seconds to find outhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX7xruR12YA
>>6940took me 3 seconds to find out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX7xruR12YA
>>6941You obviously care more than I do.So Moshen (David Bowie's arms) is a "contact juggler". So I guess the definition of "contact juggler" is "not really a real juggler."Seriously, tho, even though OP is not a real juggler, he apparently has some skills if he can pull off the same tricks as in that video. If OP wants to make real money, I suggest he put his hand skills to better use than "contact juggling" and instead run a bent three card monte table.
>>6941
You obviously care more than I do.
So Moshen (David Bowie's arms) is a "contact juggler". So I guess the definition of "contact juggler" is "not really a real juggler."
Seriously, tho, even though OP is not a real juggler, he apparently has some skills if he can pull off the same tricks as in that video. If OP wants to make real money, I suggest he put his hand skills to better use than "contact juggling" and instead run a bent three card monte table.
>>6944Jesus Jones, people. Contact juggling's been around a LONG time, and it IS a respectable art form.The fact that you refer to is as not 'real' juggling is a testament to your ignorance. If you're talking about clubs/knives/balls/torches, try 'traditional juggling' rather than 'real juggling'. The term may be a misnomer, I'll give you that, but that is no reason to bash OP's skills. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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Jesus Jones, people. Contact juggling's been around a LONG time, and it IS a respectable art form.
The fact that you refer to is as not 'real' juggling is a testament to your ignorance. If you're talking about clubs/knives/balls/torches, try 'traditional juggling' rather than 'real juggling'. The term may be a misnomer, I'll give you that, but that is no reason to bash OP's skills.
Just throwing this out there: I think contact juggling is amazing. I'd chose it over "real" juggling any day!As for making money from it, most of the contact jugglers I know have steady jobs and just go to parks on the weekends for fun and the joy of amusing people. I don't think it's something you can quit your day job for, unless you are amazing enough to be doing Vegas shows.
Just throwing this out there: I think contact juggling is amazing. I'd chose it over "real" juggling any day!
As for making money from it, most of the contact jugglers I know have steady jobs and just go to parks on the weekends for fun and the joy of amusing people. I don't think it's something you can quit your day job for, unless you are amazing enough to be doing Vegas shows.
OP:Hat on the ground + Saturday market, or join the circus
OP:
Hat on the ground + Saturday market, or join the circus
how to: get a milf. can anyone help me out?
Same way you get other women.Sorry, but a woman is a woman and if you can't get a woman, you can't get a milf.
Same way you get other women.
Sorry, but a woman is a woman and if you can't get a woman, you can't get a milf.
getting a milf is nothing like getting a women ur own age. ur trippin
>>how to: get a milf. can anyone help me out?When I was 24 I rented a room from a hot MILF. She would come home drunk a lot and she was pretty promiscuous. One night she came home drunk and we started fooling around and ended up having sex.Then later on when I was 29 I rented a room from a hot Korean MILF. She would also get drunk a lot. One night we were drinking together and we ended up having sex. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>how to: get a milf. can anyone help me out?
When I was 24 I rented a room from a hot MILF. She would come home drunk a lot and she was pretty promiscuous. One night she came home drunk and we started fooling around and ended up having sex.
Then later on when I was 29 I rented a room from a hot Korean MILF. She would also get drunk a lot. One night we were drinking together and we ended up having sex.
Here's how I got mine:1: Get a job2: Make sure it's one where your manager is fed up with her loser husband.3: Convince her to divorce said loser husband.4: ???5: PROFIT!!!
Here's how I got mine:
1: Get a job2: Make sure it's one where your manager is fed up with her loser husband.3: Convince her to divorce said loser husband.4: ???5: PROFIT!!!
bring up the subject of sex. She'll probably rape you.
Guys, I need advice. Tomorrow I've been practically guaranteed to have sex with a girl I know.I'm 20 and a virgin and I'm getting cold feet. I'm actually thinking up such crazy thoughts like I'm going to get her pregnant. Or worse yet, she will take my discarded condom from the trash can after I leave and attempt to inseminate herself so that I'd be forced to pay her child support.So, how do I gracefully decline sex on our "date" tomorrow? I really don't want to have it.
Guys, I need advice. Tomorrow I've been practically guaranteed to have sex with a girl I know.
I'm 20 and a virgin and I'm getting cold feet. I'm actually thinking up such crazy thoughts like I'm going to get her pregnant. Or worse yet, she will take my discarded condom from the trash can after I leave and attempt to inseminate herself so that I'd be forced to pay her child support.
So, how do I gracefully decline sex on our "date" tomorrow? I really don't want to have it.
UPDATE:She just got her results back from her STD test that she got before we had sex...SHE HAS FUCKING CHLAMYDIA We used condoms but.. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
UPDATE:
She just got her results back from her STD test that she got before we had sex...
SHE HAS FUCKING CHLAMYDIA
We used condoms but..
>>6962Someone doesn't know about ID's.
>>6963IPs change, 420nazi
>>6808That was like a week ago, dude.
>>6808
That was like a week ago, dude.
>>6965Ooops, meant to reference this guy...>>6963
>>6965
Ooops, meant to reference this guy...
>>6963
I'm looking at moving out. At the moment, I'm trying to find some good places, get a feel of what I can get for about $500 per month per person, as well as looking at my friends and seeing which ones I trust enough to move with.I, being the unguided fag I am, I would like /howto/ move into an apartment. What pitfalls should I watch out for? I've heard some pretty nasty stories of people missing rent. Would it be "weird" to have all of us renters sign a contract regarding rent?
I'm looking at moving out. At the moment, I'm trying to find some good places, get a feel of what I can get for about $500 per month per person, as well as looking at my friends and seeing which ones I trust enough to move with.
I, being the unguided fag I am, I would like /howto/ move into an apartment. What pitfalls should I watch out for? I've heard some pretty nasty stories of people missing rent. Would it be "weird" to have all of us renters sign a contract regarding rent?
Start a grow-op if you have a steady source of income
what out for fees. application fees, utility fees, excessive security deposits, all that stuff, it's all bullshit.most landlords are pretty cool about rent due dates as long as you're not chronically late. most will just charge a late fee after a 5-day grace period or so. The key to having your roomies not miss their rent, is to find roomies who are not the type of people to miss their rent. You could also try to find an apartment that's does single leases as opposed to joint leases, i.e. you are responsible for own rent and no one else's, if someone else doesn't pay then they get evicted from their own room.
what out for fees. application fees, utility fees, excessive security deposits, all that stuff, it's all bullshit.
most landlords are pretty cool about rent due dates as long as you're not chronically late. most will just charge a late fee after a 5-day grace period or so. The key to having your roomies not miss their rent, is to find roomies who are not the type of people to miss their rent. You could also try to find an apartment that's does single leases as opposed to joint leases, i.e. you are responsible for own rent and no one else's, if someone else doesn't pay then they get evicted from their own room.
don't pay a big deposit, like no more than half of one month's rent ($200 is preferred). you can kiss that money goodbye.
How would one go about finding a person with just a first name and college?
inb4 Sweden
Facebook the name and the college, look at all results.
Learn how to hurt animals
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i need help becoming numb.and wat i mean is both emotionally and overcoming pain and such. i know alot of people say its horrible being nnumb with no emotion whatsoever, but i really dont care and i kinda want to stop feeling, because my feelings and morals are always getting in the way of doing shit.also im kind of a 'fragile' person. i get hurt pretty easily and dont really like hhurting so yah, dun want. so if you can help, thanks, and if nothing else, advice and tips and watever the fuck else works too.
i need help becoming numb.
and wat i mean is both emotionally and overcoming pain and such. i know alot of people say its horrible being nnumb with no emotion whatsoever, but i really dont care and i kinda want to stop feeling, because my feelings and morals are always getting in the way of doing shit.also im kind of a 'fragile' person. i get hurt pretty easily and dont really like hhurting so yah, dun want. so if you can help, thanks, and if nothing else, advice and tips and watever the fuck else works too.
>>5855Tell me how did you broke yourself?
Comment>>5872 opposite of this, learn psychology understand how hormones effect the way you perceive the world and everything of value within itonce you realise that youre existance depends on electrical activity within your brain, and that pleasure is independant of the value society places onb things you will effectivly have no emotion as you rationalize everything around youwarning* deep rooted evolutionary instinct/emotion will still effect you (fear, shame, anger, sympathy) but if you can rationalize these things and then make a logical descision then youre golden Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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opposite of this, learn psychology understand how hormones effect the way you perceive the world and everything of value within it
once you realise that youre existance depends on electrical activity within your brain, and that pleasure is independant of the value society places onb things you will effectivly have no emotion as you rationalize everything around you
warning* deep rooted evolutionary instinct/emotion will still effect you (fear, shame, anger, sympathy) but if you can rationalize these things and then make a logical descision then youre golden
>>5942Buddhism seems right up OP's alley, seeing as how its about getting rid of desire by detaching yourself from your emotions and all...although it's not in the sense of completely cutting off. You'll still be able to feel, but you won't be emotionally attached to those feelings (e.g. you'll be able to switch mental/emotional states at will).In any case, meditation benefits you no matter who you are.
Alan Watts - Out of your mind (series)Find torrent of it.Listen.Learn.Shit brick or two.Can now be numb if still want.
>>5991Learning that your will is a contingent phenomena does not make one nothing. It makes one spiritually free. What you do with that freedom is what determines who you are. Think of your thoughts, feelings, and experiences as a naturally occurring phenomena, like a tree. If you listen to the others in this thread, they would have you ignore it (like a buddhist) or let it grow how it will (like a daoist). However there are other options more befitting a western man. You could study it, and observe it from a detached perspective. Or you could master it, and prune it until it reflects your best desires.
>>5991
Learning that your will is a contingent phenomena does not make one nothing. It makes one spiritually free. What you do with that freedom is what determines who you are. Think of your thoughts, feelings, and experiences as a naturally occurring phenomena, like a tree. If you listen to the others in this thread, they would have you ignore it (like a buddhist) or let it grow how it will (like a daoist). However there are other options more befitting a western man. You could study it, and observe it from a detached perspective. Or you could master it, and prune it until it reflects your best desires.
How can you keep your eyes from dilating? After I dex, my eyes seem to redilate randomly for up to a week after, and that shit is definitely not cash. Aside from lots of water and exercise to flush my system, are there any other ways that may also be helpful?
hey how do i get gmail wihtout leaving my cell/phone number ?
>>6929since when does it need your phone number?I would probably just write a fake one
>>6929since when does it need your phone number?
I would probably just write a fake one
>>6930thx for this suggestion ... but they'll send a confirmation code message or so
set your country to that of the third world, or the middle east somewhere the shittier the better, no cellphones in the desert homie
>>6945No they won't.
Sup /howto/I just found out that I'm probably going to get a fair bit of cash and I want to know more about investment. I have no interest in making high risk bets, if I wanted to do that I'd take my money to the bookies and put it on the horse whose name I like, I want to know what are some good solid and secure methods of investment, and their relative rates of interest.
Sup /howto/
I just found out that I'm probably going to get a fair bit of cash and I want to know more about investment. I have no interest in making high risk bets, if I wanted to do that I'd take my money to the bookies and put it on the horse whose name I like, I want to know what are some good solid and secure methods of investment, and their relative rates of interest.
Guns don't tend to depreciate in value, unless you are retarded and decide to fuck them up.
buy bonds from other countries. argentina is selling them at a high interest rate. since they are having an election at the end of the year, and the current administration is most likely gonna lose, we can expect atleast four years of economict stability. since they are trying to get IMF back on their good side, i doubt they will ever pull the shame shit they did in 2002 so soon.
buy bonds from other countries.
argentina is selling them at a high interest rate. since they are having an election at the end of the year, and the current administration is most likely gonna lose, we can expect atleast four years of economict stability. since they are trying to get IMF back on their good side, i doubt they will ever pull the shame shit they did in 2002 so soon.
-Buy low; sell high-Don't forget to short-Don't listen to Jim Cramer-Read
If you want to get rich start a religion.
buy gunsnot ar-15s and ak-47sbuy some hunting rifles or a nice double barrel shotgun.it will never depreciate in value, as long as u keep it from rusting and only shoot it once or twice a year it will sell for more than u paid for it.pic related