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24127 No.6566 Report Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Reply

Guys, I need advice. Tomorrow I've been practically guaranteed to have sex with a girl I know.

I'm 20 and a virgin and I'm getting cold feet. I'm actually thinking up such crazy thoughts like I'm going to get her pregnant. Or worse yet, she will take my discarded condom from the trash can after I leave and attempt to inseminate herself so that I'd be forced to pay her child support.

So, how do I gracefully decline sex on our "date" tomorrow? I really don't want to have it.

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>> No.6676 Report Ban Global Ban
> The one who withholds in the relationship has the power.

I fucking lol'd

>> No.6678 Report Ban Global Ban

>>6676

LOL all you want. It's still true.

>> No.6780 Report Ban Global Ban

Posted the following in /grow/. I'm fairly confident making the actual device, but have little idea what to do after that. A guide on actually growing with a hydro set up would be great

Alright /grow/
I want to start my own hydroponics garden (not weed) based on the following tutorial (pic related)
http://www.instructables.com/id/Expandable_Hydroponics_System_from_Junk_Flood_an/
I'm not totally sure I understand the basic functions though. The pump forces air into the reservoir, thus pressuring water into the planters correct?
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>> No.6781 Report Ban Global Ban

OP if you really don't want to just respectfully tell her. However, your paranoia will disappear once your cock is in her hands. Just flush the condom down the toilet.

Have fun

>> No.6783 Report Ban Global Ban

just fuck her.

flush the condom down the toilet.

if you really don't want to fuck her just get a fake cell call about your need to save a baby from a burning building.

do anything but be a pussy



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21818 No.6782 Report Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Reply

I posted the following in /grow/. I am fairly confident in actually making the garden. I am lost on how to actually GROW FOOD. A tutorial on actually growing plants with hydro would be great. Specifically tomatoes/herbs

Alright /grow/
I want to start my own hydroponics garden (not weed) based on the following tutorial (pic related)
http://www.instructables.com/id/Expandable_Hydroponics_System_from_Junk_Flood_an/
I'm not totally sure I understand the basic functions though. The pump forces air into the reservoir, thus pressuring water into the planters correct?
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84638 No.6580 Report Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Reply

Anyone got a howto on the art of manipulation? Specifically the manipulation of camwhores with low self esteem to show me their naughty bits? I've got a few of those on my finger, but I can't seem to push them over into the tit zone.

>> No.6582 Report Ban Global Ban

check the anonib /secret/ archive for a thread on fuskering

>> No.6596 Report Ban Global Ban

>>6582

No, I mean on webcam. Live. That sort of thing, i doubt these bitches have nudes lying around or anything.

>> No.6622 Report Ban Global Ban

It might not really be "manipulation," but a lot of PUA stuff would enable you to get a girl to show you her naughty bits. I know it works in real life, but I'm not too sure how it'd work on the internet.

>> No.6779 Report Ban Global Ban

the phrase "naughty bits" is disgusting you are a complete faggot. find a real girl.



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38989 No.6771 Report Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Reply

Hey guys, I don't know where to post this. I've never seen a related topic so maybe we can have a general discussion, but hear my specific issue first. It's job related.

I left a top USA private school with the intention of dropping out, but I ended up at a state school at my hometown. I am now considering going back next spring, or completely dropping out. I'm an electrical engineering major but I will never give a fuck about my job until I "make it" myself. basically, neither the government, nor any private corporation will ever use my brain unless its on my terms. So basically, I'm wondering if waiting it out at school will make it very easy for me to get a $15 to $30/hr job that has no stress and a team of chill people? I have no desire to get rich quick (or ever) , but my parents wont support me if I drop out and I can't be living off minimum wage.

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>> No.6774 Report Ban Global Ban
> neither the government, nor any private corporation will ever use my brain unless its on my terms.

facepalm.jpg

>> No.6775 Report Ban Global Ban

oh look, someone thinks they're special. good thing mom and dad are rich, huh?

>> No.6776 Report Ban Global Ban

I don't like you.

>> No.6777 Report Ban Global Ban

i dont understand how you could get the wrong idea here...im trying to be objective and i know that many others can benefit from a good thoughtful response like >>6772. i dont hate so please dont hate on me.

>> No.6778 Report Ban Global Ban

>>6777

Hating on you? Nahh. We're just waiting for you to GTFU.



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8541 No.6749 Report Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Reply

How would /howto/ go about stealing pharmaceuticals? Where would you look? Peoples houses? Pharmacies? What would you wear? What would you bring? What precautions should be taken not to get caught/shot? I'm to much of a pussy to actually do anything so this should be treated as totally hypothetical and morality should not be taken into account.

>> No.6759 Report Ban Global Ban

nursing homes i would imagine would be the best shot. Just join as a volunteer and find where all the meds are.

Friends houses aswell, their parents might have some back pains etc.
But I wouldnt know tbh since i've never stolen any pharms.

>> No.6764 Report Ban Global Ban

Vets usually aren't locked down as much as nursing homes and pharmacies are, although the drugs they have aren't always the most fun (they do often have ergotamine though; someone who knows how to make LSD will pay you very handsomely for a bottle of that).

alarm systems can make it complicated but are very breakable with the right research, you may not even need to worry about them if you can get in and out fast enough, but again, that requires research-knowing your path to a T would be absolutely critical, especially since it'll probably be pitch black inside.

wear 2 outfits, one over the other, so that you can change immediately after you're out of sight. obviously you'll want to hide your face somehow in case they have cameras, a balaclava is optimal but you may want something that won't obscure your vision so much. crowbar, lockpicks if you know how to use them, maglite, a bag to throws all the goodies into. DON'T bring any weapons, that's another 5-10 years on your sentence if you get caught.

>> No.6766 Report Ban Global Ban

>>6764
Do most vets have ketamine and benzos?

>> No.6769 Report Ban Global Ban

>>6766

Yes to both. You'll find mostly valium there as far as benzos go but ketamine is a staple of most vet's cabinets. in fact, AFAIK diversion from vet clinics is one of if not the top source of black market K.

>> No.6773 Report Ban Global Ban

>>6769
That seems very much like it'd be worth it if you could find everything (k, Valium, and ergotamine) You'd get some sweet drugs and some cash for the ergotamine.



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24156 No.6735 Report Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Reply

I am a college student in central Michigan with 2 maxed out credit cards and a retail fraud conviction. As such, my chances of finding a job are about the same as Russia launching an all-out nuclear assault against the United States tomorrow morning. I have about $50 left in my bank account and rent is due in 3 weeks.

ITT ways to make money

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>> No.6743 Report Ban Global Ban

See if you can become a test subject for the medical department. They will pay you.

Also, don't party so much (when you don't have the money).

>> No.6763 Report Ban Global Ban

What did you do to get money before you suddenly went broke? It'll give us all an idea of what your skills are. Do you have any ability to raise seed cash? If so, how much?

>> No.6765 Report Ban Global Ban

>>6763

Loan refund.

what do you mean by seed cash?

>> No.6767 Report Ban Global Ban

>>6765

Seed cash is money you can use to make more cash. The more cash you have, the more options to make more cash you can use. If you can raise about a grand, for example, you can start selling mdma and make it back fast.

>> No.6770 Report Ban Global Ban

>>6767

ah ok, i actually have some benzos coming in the mail but the only problem is that it's just powder in a baggie, i would have to find a scale accurate down to milligrams if i was gonna start selling it. do rental centers have that kind of shit? lol



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65044 No.6656 Report Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Reply

Hey, /howto/

First post evar on this board.
I'm trying to gain weight. I eat constantly without doing any exercise at all. I'm a lazy motherfucker. However, I keep losing weight. Any tips on how I can add twenty to thirty pounds to my near skeletal frame? I've tried protein supplements and working out. That just gets me stronger without adding any visible mass. I'm tired of being a skinny asshole.

By the way, pic is me.

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>> No.6708 Report Ban Global Ban

>>6696
or he has a tape worm

>> No.6710 Report Ban Global Ban

>>6708
Or hyperthyroidism.

>> No.6713 Report Ban Global Ban

>>6701
Hmm... good point. I must needs think on this...

>> No.6751 Report Ban Global Ban

or IBD

>> No.6768 Report Ban Global Ban

smoke crack.



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35204 No.6761 Report Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Reply

Hey guys.

I have a fake ID template. Made it myself, using the GIMP and a friend's old ID.

Shown it to several people. Shit looks plenty real, it seems. Anyway, how would I go about getting it printed on plastic, laminated, ect? It's to get my under-21 ass into clubs, so it needn't look perfect (I already have alcohol hookups). Might post this in /sh/ if no one here knows.

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>> No.6762 Report Ban Global Ban

If your state's ID has a hologram, good luck with that. You can make holograms, yourself, though. Keep in mind that bouncers should be pretty clever when it comes to spotting fakes, out-of-state or not. They also don't have to let you in if they have suspicions.



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131773 No.6750 Report Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Reply

How do I make the colorful soft kind of modeling clay harden enough to be put on a necklace and not fall apart? I'm making a necklace for my friends birthday tomorrow.

Pic unrelated.

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88909

are you talking about this shit? if so, that's impossible.

>> No.6760 Report Ban Global Ban

corn starch, water, dye.



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104702 No.6692 Report Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Reply

Hey guys

How do I change the attitude of an entire nation?

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>> No.6707 Report Ban Global Ban

>>6706

OP here. I don't hate America. It aint perfect but there's no place I'd rather be instead.

I just want to know. What's does it take to make a real difference in a country like America? Is controlling the media the key to it all?

>> No.6709 Report Ban Global Ban

I plan on using global nuclear threat, with demonstrations.

>> No.6728 Report Ban Global Ban

>>6707

> Is controlling the media the key to it all?

It got a dishonest, unqualified, flash-in-the-pan talking head elected to the White House.

>> No.6746 Report Ban Global Ban

Sociologist here, you guys are delusional.

>> No.6757 Report Ban Global Ban

>>6746
Says the fat basement dweller with a high school education.



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47527 No.6290 Report Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Reply

26-year-old bipolar virgin with no college degree and no job who still lives with his parents, here.

I need to do some reinventing of myself really bad. Like, hardcore, go-out-into-the-Sahara-and-meet-my-spirit-animal type shit. Any tips/advice from those who've done it successfully?

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>> No.6736 Report Ban Global Ban

>>6293

exactly

>> No.6737 Report Ban Global Ban

leave home and backpack somewhere....for real

>> No.6747 Report Ban Global Ban

>>6737

>leave home and backpack somewhere....for real

Been there done that guy here, doing this shit for the wrong reasons will fuck you up/see you dead in about 4-6 weeks. There's nothing to learn out there but

  1. You can't run from yourself
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>> No.6756 Report Ban Global Ban

>>6473

>the army is for homeless niggers

Homeless niggers that fix jet fighters and nuclear submarines?

>> No.6758 Report Ban Global Ban

>>6473
Wisdom.



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11207 No.6723 Report Ban Global Ban Sticky Lock Reply

Sup /howto/

I just found out that I'm probably going to get a fair bit of cash and I want to know more about investment. I have no interest in making high risk bets, if I wanted to do that I'd take my money to the bookies and put it on the horse whose name I like, I want to know what are some good solid and secure methods of investment, and their relative rates of interest.

>> No.6742 Report Ban Global Ban

do some pushups or somthin

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>>6742

hahahahahaha that actually made laugh hard.

>> No.6754 Report Ban Global Ban
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34890

DON'T BUY GOLD

It's tripled in value over the past 8 years and continues to climb, so it's definitely a no-go and an idiotic idea. Only a retard would buy anything valuable with their money before that money depreciates even more.

>> No.6755 Report Ban Global Ban

Guns don't tend to depreciate in value, unless you are retarded and decide to fuck them up.



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