Guinness is too weak. It's only 4%. Even a light beer is 50% stronger than that.

It's Guinness's porter that has me this way. For it's sweeter than buttermilk and stronger than tea!!

Don't mind a pint or 2 of guinness but drinking it regularly on a night out makes me feel so bloated. It's such a heavy drink.

It's like alcoholic cocoa drink. I enjoy it once a year. That stuff is fattening too.

>>94477
In an atempt to hinder my love of drinking my dad gave me a Guiness Extra Stout when I was kile 16. His plan backfired, as I fucking loved it from the 1st sip. Fuck Yeah Guiness.

ITT: americans who wish they were irish.

drinking two 4 lokos in 30 minutes.

I'm gonna get shit faced

>>94437
Tada

me and my cousin are drinkin our asses off and we just threw in a lip fuck yea i love the irish

>>94504
Slavic-American here. If it weren't for the whole short-dick thing, I'd love to be Irish. Alas I'm a big hairy Slav. 1/5th of Jameson and a 12-pack of Killian's are helping me cleebrate. Fuck Year St. Paddys.

14
lots of beers, lots of vodka, some tequila, some white wine, redbull, it was 38 degrees celsius (sorry royalfags) outside (fucking hot) and I took a walk on the sun.. for christs sake, I passed out, vomited like never before, fought to a tree, got involved in a fight with two guys, cuddled with a half-naked girl and smashed a full bottle of vodka against a tree.. yeah, those were the good times :-)

was like... 12-13 idk really.
2 bottles of wine,ended up in the hospital,but not to empty my stomach,just to give me blood.
two weeks later,im drunk again

16 years old. Sitting chilling with a bunch of folks from school around a fire. Cider/beer and shots of apple sours. Everyone was fucking wasted. One of the most memorable nights drinking ive ever had as it was quite a few folks first times getting properly smashed.

friends house party. i was a pretty big pot head but didnt drink much, we show up, i start off with two shots of vodka back to back, which has since become the way i always start drinking. had a couple heinekens in the next hour and then played 3 back to back games of beer pong. the last two games i was playing against some dude in a scottie pippen jersey who i called scottie pippen for the rest of the night. me and scottie pippen went and smoked a blunt, then i went back inside and saw some of my old track friends so i did 3 more shots of the jager that they brought with them. then someone showed up with jello shots and i ate one. i was thoroughly wasted at this point and feeling nauseous so i went and smoked another bowl to try to cure the nausea. horrible idea, i just got really crossfaded and even more nauseous. i don't remember much next of what happened, except seeing that when i got back in the open bar had gotten much larger. they had scotch, gin, tequila, vodka, rum, everything. i wanted to try a bit of everything so i did.

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well me and my cousin were 12 my other cousins girl friend cept makin us finish up some margaretas(like half takela) then me took like 4 shot of josa we were drunk as shit them my grandma came over lol it was a ver colercful conversation. my dad was there also lol i think he was proud to see me hammered on the fourth of july. every fourth alot of our famil comes up (like 30-40 family membres) then my cousin tried to tie his shoes and face planted in the sand. then we went swimming. no one puked then we went high class italian and drank disorono. then we tried to run and that didnt work. but thats all i remember fuck yea 12 and my first drunkin experiance i fucking love alchahol.

All the best wines come in boxes amirite?

I dunno, people get snobby about boxes of wine but I've had some very delicious wines come in boxes, and you get loads, and they're easy to stack up in a cupboard if you're a raging alcoholic like me. Win :D

This stuff is the shit.

sounds depressing as fuck, try not to kill yourself

Whooo, BUMP

I can't feel my hands lol

>>94387
im sorry but this is utter negro shit

MMH YEAH

peadofile :)

I made one once. It was pretty terrible.

Also a Black Russian is VERY different.

>>94366
Black Russians are just White Russians without the cream.

>>94366
i.e. kahlua and vodka

You can also make a tall black russian by making the drink in a tall glass and filling it with coke.

being from louisville kentucky, i have to say i perfer 1792 ridgemont reserve
DAT 179TIZZLE

sunflower seeds mang

i've seen drunk bears on yooooutuuuube

dogs,dogs can go really crazy for a drink.
A friends dog would always beg for beer whenever his dad would open a beer,like they usually do for food.

A lot of animals like to get drunk in the wild.

Personally my 9 month old cat likes to drink my beer when I'm not looking.

>>94448
A drunk bear sounds hilarious.

>>94459
>>94468
I wish my pets would drink booze but they hate the carbonation of beer, and the taste of strong liquors.

lol my dog loves beer, and will usually drink any sweet mixed drinks too