How come no one bitches that all these fucking Twilight threads belong in /mtv/, yet in any other thread involving movies and television there are at least 28937423 fags blurting "read the fucking sticky, /mtv/ ------->"?

>>774519
This is about hating twlight. That is both a book and a film.

>>774519

I agree with you simply because I don't like seeing multiple threads about a crap movie.

I think the people making these threads actually like Twilight and they do this so we'll be discussing it

>>774523

Well then this shit can go in /lit/ and /mtv/, respectively.

Fucking double standards, man.

>>774524

honestly think about it, just a few hours after the movies release in theaters we get a bunch of these threads, thats because they just got back from seeing it and then in their hyped up state started making threads like this, shit guys.

>>774414
B-but no music!

This thread is totally about Ceefax now. Fuck aye

>>774410

>How can you still be so judgmental if you've already achieved this state?

Man, I love it when people do this. I just smile and keep my thoughts to myself.

>>774510
I would too, but this is the internet, inhibitions can be lowered with relatively no consequences.
Besides, I'm curious.

I agree. And is that one of Jordu Schell's creature creations your pic OP?

I was on team Manitoba in boxing with Bruce Oak, Scott Oak the CBC hocky announcer's son. Guy was a fucking douchebag and a rich prissy faggot. I wanted so bad to go up a weight class just so I could beat his jerk ass in.
I saw him a couple years later going into my apartment building hanging out with some meth-heads. Ha.

I went to high school with Miss Universe 2007. Hot as fuck.
Also, my grandma used to live down the street from Sean Connery, when they were little.

>>774425
Haha, Tim Hortons.

Not me, But my dads best friend in high school was a thai guy called Wych. My dad even went to thailand with him for a week when they were 17. After they graduated and my dad went to law school, Wych moved back to thailand and they lost contact.

Years later, My dad went to california with my mum for a holiday, and found out that wych ended up directing a big-budget hollywood film, and lived in california. My dad tried to contact him by e-mail but wych was in malaysia or some shit.

I asked my dad only a few days ago what movie he directed, and it turns out it was fucking Ecks vs. sever. The one people regard as one fo the worst movie ever made, and one of the biggest box office flops ever. 19.9 million made, 70 million spent making it. The one that had fucking antonio banderas and lucy liu!

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About five people I personally knew from my school are playing in the Rugby super 15. Also knew the prime minister of my country's kid, he was a tosser.

Im talking to my dad now about wych, and he said that people used to make fun of him because for anything you could use a nickname, he would always use "Kaos", for literally fucking everything. My dad said he even was trying to convince his mum to let him legally change his name to Kaos.

through the power of wikipedia, He apparantly directed ecks vs sever under the pseudonym Kaos.

If anyones even mildly interested, I' can wake my dad and ask him more shit about one of the worst directors ever.

Barrack Obama

>>774450
Buttfuck McGee!!!!!!

>>774472

Hey thats not funny my brother died that way

Oriental Flavor is totally the best man.

accidental sage was accidental

anything but chicken flavor is blashemy!

Beef with a cube of chicken bouillon. No other method is valid.

I man could spend his whole life looking for the perfect ramen flavor, and it would not be a wasted life.

It's all been done before...

>>774464
like your girlfriend and every sex position imaginable?

>>774468

Divine approves of this thread

>>772801

It's because all the black dudes are too busy stealing the cameras from each other and selling them to white folks.

>>774492
Then why are you asking us if you should fuck her or not?
If you like her, why not just be her boyfriend?
You can still fuck her then, only it's more emotional along with physical.

>I was born 25 weeks early

What?!?!

Anyway, pound her fucking face off man, shit it's only a blowjob.

you could probably convince her to do some prevy shit, just sayin
but yeah if she wants any relatioship shit i would bail fast

we are talking about the dog right.

MONGOLOID SHE WAS A MONGOLOID
ONE CHROMOSOME TOO MANY
MONGOLOID SHE WAS A MONGOLOID
AND IT DETERMINED WHAT SHE COULD SEE

Ok no more fucking threads about twilight, I'm sick of hearing this shit.

wrong thread, bro. but yeah that is disgusting

Wow, old.

Except that it's just acting...and this is a shitty vid of a shitty movie...and if it was anyone but Jon Stewart this thread would be saged to death...so it must be saged.

Forgot my sage, gentlemen.

SAGE

>>774456
Whine whine whine whine

Record them while they are having sex. Then after they are done blast it loud volume so they hear themselves.

>>774272
This is actually one of the best ideas in this thread.

While you and your neighbor are both banging, just be like "HEY (neighbors name) YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME LIKE ME? OH SHIT BRO HIGH FIVE!"

Then slap the wall.

that or just fuck her against the wall

>>774445
Suggest switching up

i dont know why, but just these two panels removed seemed funnier to me

>>774454

GUILTY ;)

I am. I'll be enjoying them and Megadeth in the same concert.
Any other Canadafags?

>>774427
>>774469
it's 37 counts of rape

>>774481
unless he has 37 accounts, as in stories, of rape.

>>774482
in the context in which that screencap/quote originated, it's counts.