Dinosaurs didn't die, they just went home.

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>>13125

but...

I heard some shit about volcanos and crap, and how all that smog killed the dinosaurs.

LOL just kidding that's totally made-up shit. I'm pretty sure what actually happened is that Jim Jones made all the dinosaurs go to his awsome island paradise somewhere in the Caribbean, and then had them all commit a mass suicide by drinking kool-aid laced with cyanide.

I think Dinosaurs are the reincarnant of the devil himself.
So when Jesus FIRST came down to Earth he was like "Holy fuck ass" and raped all of them into oblivion.
Then he was like, are you fucking shitting me? Are we retarded or some shit? That looked NOTHING like a fucking human.
Then after years of Dinsoaur God's biological testing, chemistry, etc. The human was created. Then we pitted a group of humans against a group of dinosaurs and called it a 'gang war'. The purpose of this was to see which species was dominant.
The Dinosaurs were to busy fucking eachother, giving the humans the opportunity to 'sneak attack' and introduce AIDS into the dinosaurs systems.

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Dinos clearly lose :(

>>13006

i just downloaded the demo for turok !

Link armed with master sword, shield and boomerang vs. 35 Compsognathus.

>>13132

Would be a good match up. Similar to Link being attacked by Cuccos.

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES!

"Combat encounters include "arena" style fights, fortification sieges, survival modes and unforgettable boss battles."

FORTIFICATION SIEGES!

FUCKING AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEE

>>13033
raptor game where you have controlls similar to the aliens in alien vs predator 2?

>The Hunted will be released November 3 on the Xbox 360 video game and entertainment system from Microsoft, PlayStation 2 and PlayStation 3
>November 3

TORRENT FUCKING WHERE

http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/138656185/?tab=summary

Creatures:

Velociraptor
Albino Velociraptor (identical to normal Velociraptors)
Deinonychus - Red
Deinonychus - Green (significantly more durable than their Red counterparts)
Deinonychus - Brown (appears to be identical to its Red counterpart)
Dilophosaurus

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There's a whole album of dino songs for kids. Like one goes
EVERY STORY HAS TO HAVE A VILLAIN
THIS ONE IS THE DINO THEY CALL T-REX
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BWAHAHAHAHAHA
TYRANNOSAURUS REX WAS A VERY MEAN KING
HE TERRORIZED THE COUNTRYSIDE AND MADE THE GIANT REPTILES HIDE
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BWAHAHAHAHAHA and stuff

<what the playlist currently looks like.

I tried to make it somewhat reflective of the Mesozoic. The first songs serve to introduce the Mesozoic, and the Triassic. Then we're onto the Jurassic, and then Cretaceous, ending with their extinction. The songs after that represent how dinosaurs have been immortalised in human culture despite their extinction.

I Am A Paleontologist will replace Kyoryuu Muscle once it shows up on iTunes-Ausfailia is aptly named.

Ozric Tentacles - Jurassic Shift

The song "Pteranodon" is particularly awesome.

Though not a dino it is a prehistoric shark "Megalodon" by Mastadon.

Hank Williams Jr - "Dinosaur"
The Pillows - "Last Dinosaur"

The original Jurassic Park has always and will always be one of my favorite films. Everything about it brings back so many great memories and feelings from my childhood-and unlike many things I experienced in childhood, Jurassic Park stands the test of maturity.

The original book is one of my favorites as well-even if the raptors eyes glow and all the dinos have forked tongues.

>>12722

>You make it sound like any of us care...............FUCKING DINOSAURS

BURN THE HERETIC!

Bookfag here, imagine in 20 years when they remake jurassic park into a trilogy of films just based off the first novel. :3 Or better yet an epic miniseries.

It's got nothing to do with shitting on Spielberg, i just want to see rocket launchers vs raptors, and malcom voice-overs for the chaos theory bits from the beginning of each chapter.

>>12921

DIAF you fucking asshole. That game is the shit. :3

>>13094

I think I just came a little.

Comment>>12276

Then you're both blind and mentally retarded. All three discs have special features.
And OP, damn right, I got it at Walmart for $20. Fucking AWESOME!

Silly comic, that's not how raptor penises work!
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2357/how-did-dinosaurs-have-sex

THIS IS WHAT CREATIONISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE!

>>13111
I guess that makes me a creationist.

THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS!

"A pair of Tyrannosaurus-like critters in a posture that will remind some of a quarterback taking the snap. The male's expression of bug-eyed ecstasy indicates he has just delivered the goods, while the female's slightly nettled look suggests he was a couple minutes early, the pig."

Nice.

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hell yeah, picture error directed me here. These books were the fucking best, it would be the coolest thing to ride pterodactyls. I'm buying them for my little sister (10) :) she'll love 'em

this is great... i remember these books on a bookstore long ago, when i was 7/8 years old, back then on 97'... Even my illustration teacher love this book, and used it as an example of "long breath" works... I think the same guy made some giant paintings too, correct me if i'm wrong...

so much nostalgia right now! i swear i was just thinking about this but couldn't remember the name of the book. good vibrations.

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=3759

Ha, another one.

That's freakin' awesome. Also, I highly approve of the fact that Godzilla is on the very top, above all others.

Is the horn replaced with some form or roar or dull growl?

Holy fucking shit. Some guy drives by the boathouse where i row in a car like this every afternoon, right as we dock. Shit is crazy.

Holy shit. There's a guy that drives by my boathouse every afternoon in one of 3 cars like this. We always see him when we dock. Any relation?

oh good point

>>13014
Sorry dinos dont count as history, since history refers to the written past of man. (prehistoric, before man could write)

>>13049
What about the dinos that lived alongside man during the bible ages?

>>13050

would still be prehistory

>>13050
fucking lol

There doesn't seem be a lot of great shots of the Allosaurus in the movie.

You do know there's absolutely nothing to discuss about this?

Also, Rawr means only "I love". Biting, riping and tearing means "your flesh".