This is why they have voicemails and text messages, OP. So that you don't call someone ten goddamn times. You wait for them to call back. Otherwise they may get annoyed and mess with you.

>>43445

I know that.

But she told me to call today..

>>43446

don't give her time to figure out an excuse, go figure that shit out man.

So you call, you leave a message saying "Hey, calling like you said, what's up" and then wait.

Probably she told you to call so she could break up with you over the phone.

There's proper phone ettiquette TBH. It should be a 3 to 1 ratio. Call 3 times within a few hours and if you hear nothing forget about it until she calls you back. You come off as a desperate loser who has nothing better to do than call his girlfriend 10 times a day.

Also, a friend of mine came home once to his girlfriend giving head to a black dude from school. Now thats harsh.

A long time ago in a galixy far away, I was a soldier in the US army with similar issues with females. I'd get drunk, say something stupid, and they'd leave.

I got out of the army, stopped hanging out with people who did nothing but drink in their free time, and stopped drinking myself.

Most of the time when people don't accept you it's for a reason, my best friend for 8 years (Who I live with now actually, I thought he was pretty much family.) has stated that I'm a downer and not particularly entertaining to hang out with. So, I'm working to change myself for the sake of self image .

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>>43270
OP do you often have angry thoughts and an aggressive behavior when drunk? Sounds like you need to first stop drinking because it clouds your judgment for future events I want you to stop for 3 seconds when something bad happens, just stand still there and think "How serious is this thing? In 30 years when I'm an old man will I think back on this event as something so severe that it was worth remembering?" Chances are it's not, chances are life will go on and you'll have many other experiences much more important then whatever made you angry right there.

Your girlfriend was making out with another dude...one of your roommates. That's not cool, should have drop kicked him into the coffee table.

as for the actual question you keep asking, I heard once that if you divide the total length of your relationship by two, that's about how long it will take to totally get over her. Seems valid as far as all my relationships have gone. You will want to do some stupid, immature shit in the meantime--masculine reassurance shit. This will range anywhere from going on a mass workout kick, to emotionless hookups with girls you have no real interest in. Indulge these if you want, so long as they're not violent, stupid things like fighting people or drinking to excess.

Do not, do NOT do some desperate bullshit to try to win her back or something.

>>43380
No, not necessarily. I tend to be a really impulsive individual though, and rarely do stop to think of the consequences of my actions. I am usually a very non-violent person, and rarely ever act like I did when all this shit went down - in fact, I can't even figure out why I did respond the way that I did.

>>43411
He's a good friend of mine, and in retrospect, it was totally innocent. He is engaged and they have been good friends for a while. Not to mention he wasn't really doing anything. From what I saw my girlfriend was just acting like a whore. I talked to my roommate about it after the entire incident as well, and he basically said "Look man, I don't even really know what the fuck she was doing, I was just hoping C (fiance) didn't walk in and take it the wrong way. She already hates her."

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18 at the time, my friends at work would pressure me to get laid. so i decided to talk to some girl at work. we started going out and 3 days later before my 19 birthday i screwed her. i lastd about 20 mins without cumming, eventually she told me stop, i then made her suck me. i never came. it kinda killed my sexual confidence, i tried fucking her 2 more times during the relationship but i would stop in the middle of our session, for some reason i wasn't enjoying it. i became severly depressed and dumped her 2 months later. i still consider myself as a virgin because i never came :[

>>43426
It doesnt matter if you didnt cum, that is still coitus.

16
I shot my load after 3 pumps

>>41770
No really, this shit has been PLANNED....because that's how cool I am.
Ah fuck it, no one will judge me here.
I love you guys!

I was 18 and she was 16. Her parents sent her away from the kingdom with the 3 good fairies until her 16th birthday and wouldn't you know Malificent gave her a bunch of roofies and held me captive in her castle. I had to escape from there and ended up having sex with her while she was still passed out. Shit was so cash.

That pic is shopped, I can tel-BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

Please explain further OP, this sounds very interesting and if you ever need a friend IRL I'd be glad to be your pal.

work on how others will perceive your actions. its hard i have a problem of sounding like a know it all because while there is not a whole lot of depth to my knowledge, it is pretty far reaching. everything from mycology to motorcycle racing lol.

and what do you say in class?

why do you feel like an idiot around your peers? start figuring it out.

sage for making a tiny post and expecting us to just solve things for you.

>I build a reputation for making inane, trite comments

So does everyone else on a forum/chatroom.

>>43196
You have assburgers. Don't sweat it though, it's just a name.

Are they unintentional inane comments or jjust heavily concealed jokes? The thing that you have to realize is that humor is partly reflective on your own intellectual ability. If the point you are making is concealed, or rethoric in someway, this involves some thought and "figuring out", so if you are peers don't have this basic machinery then they simply see the one dimensional meaning of your comment and hence it's dumb. Do keep in mind that this is a case in which you don't really mean the comments to be stupid even though they sound like it, otherwise I am at odds with your situation.

>>43204

>sage for making a tiny post and expecting us to just solve things for you

I thought /bb/ WAS for solving someone's problems, a lot of posters seek help from people who know the issue better than they do. This is what I needed help with.
I also thought /bb/ hated TLDR, but if you need the story I've got it at the bottom of this post.
>>43413

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you expected otherwise?

youre retarded ;____;

>>43433

>youre
>retarded

>>43448
he's only missing an apostrophe

Dumbass

Rofl, wow. THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT, YOU GUYS.

Hey. hey chill out. How do you know this person is dying?

Sorry, sorry..I don't want to be too specific (don't want him to know it's me if he reads this) but he has cancer, and goes to the hospital a lot because of it. He has to get several DANGEROUS surgeries that are unrelated to it. One of them, he has to get NOW, but it's backed up 1-2 months. He's been stressed out because of college - he already has to redo one year because he missed too many days last year, and sometimes he has to finish 3 month's work in one day. Thankfully he's an arts student. I also feel like he hides the gravity of all these problems. =I I'm not really expecting anyone to miraculously solve my problems, I just feel like bawwwing.

why exactly would you not want him to know it's you if he reads this?

He'll get upset if he knows I'm worrying.

She was so fucked up. So emotionally unstable.

I still miss her after almost 4 years.

I should probably call her back, we had to block her number from our house phone.

What a fucked up girl.

this board sucks.

What if it never did?

GOOD.

You're all freaks.

>>43384
You mean it's bad to hold in piss for hours and hours. Which it is.

I think he simply means exercising that muscle.

SSRIs. really. they fix both premature ejaculation and confidence.

yay for Paxil :D

if u really want to satisfy her use intense sensation condoms they numb ur dick u jst put it on give it like 2 minutes and ull last about 2 hours

>>43213
>>43394

For those of you who have used SSRI's and whatnot to fix it, do you seem to be able to control it better when you're off the drugs as well?

This is a very interesting thread IMO.

>>43412
I was already on a very low dose of SSRI for anxiety when I became sexually active.

I had had sex one time with one girl when I was 16...and then when I was 17 (and on the SSRIs) I somehow managed to hook up with a hot ass 20 year old (who's still my GF 3 years later).

It was the second time I had ever had sex, and I seriously fucked her for 4 hours. From 1am till 5am. I know for sure because I watched the clock, it was my second time having sex and I was curious how long I'd go.

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Well, kissing is kinda lame. If you really want to cut to the chase, whip out the ol' schlongola and ask her for a good suck-job.

If she knows you're hanging around because you want to penetrate her, she's not your friend. She's using you for an ego boost. She's like the lotto winner and you're like the pauper that is her new best friend.

Seriously, whip the dick out man. Make sure it's semi-hard when you do, and speak to her in a dirty tone, and say something like "so, you like that cock baby? yeah... you want to put that in your mouth don't you...." and so on....

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>>43416
Don't listen to this guy. And probably dont try and kiss her, that might freak her out-what if she just thinks of you as a friend, and you go in for a make out sesh? Dude, you gotta see all the variables(also, how much of a slut she is) and decide yourself.

>tell her that I love her

ABORT IMMEDIATELY. this will destroy ANY chances you have.
>>43414
>>43416
dont do these either. you should know how she feels about you if youre best friends. figure out what information you want to get out of her(relating to her feelings towards you), and REALLY beat around the bush in how you ask. be as least direct as you can get. she doesnt even have to answer you straight, but her body & face movements will give it all away. sorry i cant help with how you speak to girls, but they're all about subtlety.

>>43420
you, you got what I neeeeed....

The obvious solution is to fuck ten other women. This solution offers twofold advantages. After sleeping with ten other women you might very well realize that it was only your sex deprivation and desperation which led to your strong feelings (being "absolutely" in "love"? being unable "get over" someone you've never even kissed?) for this friend. From sleeping with ten other women you will also now know how to seduce and sleep with any woman you so choose (including your best friend).

Tough break dude.
GL.

this could be an unhealthy relationship, but that's just my opinion, man.

we wee together for 8 years, known for 10....

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>>43348

> its kinda obvious with the picture.

No. That's not true.

Fuck I just had a dream about her last night saying she loved me over the phone. Feels bad.