... what? That's none of the "i should really do more sports" things, here the matter is your fucking life. O:

Just imagine what you would think in 20 years if you keep sitting around in your room!

>>74168

daaaaaammnn you must be fuuugly.

>>74169

It really doesn't. The whole virgin/whore good/bad dichotomy is dinosaur carried over from medieval times.

That's because everyone loves singe girls.

It's all about supply/demand

im an attractive single female. i just have a natural hatred of people that im sure radiates out of me and is a natural "STAY AWAY" sign. that plus im really introverted and quiet. not too attractive a combo when approaching someone in person i guess.

I bet there would be a lot less singles if all of the /bb/ singles met up

Yeah, the picture isn't me, I'm male and would probably only prostitute myself to women, but how often does that happen?
I'm fairly attractive minus minor acne and kind of big nose though. I could post a picture, but I'm not one for camwhoring.

>>74156
Do you think a bank would give out any amounts of loans for foreigners? And I thought you usually needed an investment plan for that.
The Ebay/Craigslist thing would probably work out better if I had a credit card and such, but since I wouldn't be able to pay back the amount that I borrowed I generally just don't fuck with that.
Begging is a good idea, actually.

sell yourself on craigslist i am sure some fat whale would love to crush your hips

>>74164
Do you have any idea how that item return scam works?
I need some way to scrape some cash together and FAST

Your first idea is a good one.

Ask your dealer for tick (drugs on loan), get enough off him and leave enough time so that you can sell it and make comfortable profit without having to worry about him killing you. Continue this, but be smart about it. Do not promote yourself as a dealer unless you are pretty sure of the contact. You do not want to get busted dealing.

Continue doing this until you are asking for such large amounts you have to either work directly with your dealer or go a level up. You'll be making some proper money by now, as long as you're being smart about it. Try and sell bulk to people, people who buy bulk come back, and it means you don't have to do the work.

Fluffy kittens and rainbows
You still alive? Nice job!

a) goto /cd/
b) find people who aren't concerned with one's appearance, or are in similar situation?
c) Become monk

>>To me most disabled people are either (a) delusional, so they are religious and think god has a plan for them (LOL) or (b) unintelligent, so they don't realize that people pity them rather than actually like them, and they don't understand the diminished value of their relations with other people out of this profound unintelligence.

I used to think like this (option B that is, I'm not religious.) I let it ruin middle/high school for me because people at that age are so superficial anyway.

Now I'm in college and I realize that nobody cares about physical features that much. Sounds to me like you're carrying around the jealousy a nerd feels toward a jock. I mean, seriously, you're going to off yourself because you're a virgin and embarrassed to go to the bathroom?

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Huh, yeah. Ever think about just getting it removed?

Stuff some dildos so far down your throat you can't inhale oxygen at the same time staple and duct tape your nose, and during your last few moments upload pictures onto thread.

But before that, cut of your penis and cook it into a stew, and hope that it tastes better then it looks.

Yeah, your thought process is pretty god damn retarded.

>>74144

You're lonely. You want someone to hold and to love. She is the easy option, so naturally you go straight for her.

She is likely in the same position, although she is a bitch, she is probably lonely as well. Thats what makes girls cheat, they crave having a male with them, to protect them or to make them feel big or whatever. They may not consciously think that, but thats whats going on in their head.

>>74179
Forget her. Blackmail often backfires.

>>74179

POST PICS

LET THE CHANS ENSURE SHE NEVER FORGETS IT

HELP OUT YOUR /bb/ROTHERS

As if we'd know

>>73970
OP here. I know there is some that offer some pretty sound advice on this board.

OP, if you dn't already live there, move to Australia. Go to a top level doc/shrink. He'll send you to the Black Dog Institute.
If that fails, nothing else will save you.

Dude, OP, sounds like you just have a shitty situation right now. I bet if you give it a few years and you're out on your own living your own life doing what makes you happy you won't feel the way you do.

Oh hey, I just spoke very wisely toward my own problems. Thanks.

>>74060

Apathy sucks if you want to be productive, dude. Sure you don't feel anything be it good or bad, but unfortunately that means that you lose any sort of motivation and getting any work done becomes very difficult. Apathy is fine if all you want to do is lie around and smoke weed.

>>74194

>you lose any sort of motivation and getting any work done becomes very difficult

You don't have to tell me, I already lost all motivation last summer. Since then I was attending to hi'school and sleeping/reading novels and not giving a fuck about teachers complaining about it. Since February I stopped attending for I was bored. I'm just sitting around and I'm don't give a fuck about drugs.
But when I have that sudden rush of passivity and boredom that physically hurts, I want to end it, and I'm willing to do something about it.

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>>74212
Apathy is nice and all, but once you realize that society more or less requires you to at least pretend to care, it gets old, fast. From my experience, most people see desirelessness as something negative, and see depersonalization/derealization as mental disorders.

About a year ago I almost managed to completely eliminate my sense reality and self-existence, but right before I stopped thinking entirely I was forced back into the 'normal' world where people are supposed to have feelings and opinions about everything. When people ask me whether I want something or not, or what I feel about a situation, all I can do is lie. The only real feelings I've gotten back are extreme depression and anxiety. My sole motivation is the knowledge that the alternative, homelessness and destitution, would make me even more miserable.

no ive never had one either

reporting in

you will be loved, and it will be beautiful.

I can promise you a good future.
I promise you will be loved by many.
Don't hate me if I can't keep my promise

I've kinda had one. But was really more of a highschool summer flame. Lasted a month. So long ago.

>>74181
I think you should go for the love android

>>74163
Bullshit. If you're a chode before you get money, you're just a chode with money once you get it. You'll have this cool guy image to live up to that you won't have the confidence to pull off. Unless the journey to making money changes your entire way of thinking and gives you experience trying to get girls into bed, it won't do anything for your game.

Of course, you can pay for prostitutes with money, and that includes girls who only care about money and will have sex with you in order to live in a nice house, drive a nice car, and buy nice things with your money.

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>>74187

seriously listen to this guy, average guys have to pound their pride into the ground before they start succeeding in this arena

>>74187
but money do helps. Like, when you're with a girl, and you have nothing to talk (it happens sometimes) you can just go watch a movie or to the arcade, but if you don't have a penny, what are you gonna do? Just stand right there realizing how bored is she?

Did someobdy say LOVE-ANDROID?!

stop being a faggot that might help

>>74081
ok, thank you

i can only send good vibes.
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